help me name my new band

The Not-Hipsters

Nine Centimetre Nails

Kayser Airstrip

Orders of magnitude

The Ire of Job

Jobhirer

Darmok and Jalad

Gπome

Agnostic Burrito

Sralthas

Bingwarbler

Pinteey Shelleshk

Aurukun

Mungkan Kandju Death

Interspecial Pederasty

Kangenuffroom

Porscht

agnostic burrito is nice

poodle effekt

Wobbly goblins

Weaselcunt

Cillit bang

Crumbs almighty

Gob rot

Bananaramillivanilla Ice

ITT: lots of people who either haven't read the first post or don't know what a syllable is.

Agreed, however there has to be a trade off between 'non-shitty names' and 'monosyllabic names'.

The Ones Who Didn't Read The OP

The Writers of Unread OPs

king bum born the 3rd

my band

Of

Alright, in honour of the OP.

Grass

Metz (lol)

Top tip that i just thought of this second, russia has a lot of mono-syllabic town and city names that would chime as 'cool sounding' to melbourne hipster peeps. Just google map that country and zoom around a lil. As an added bonus you could find the name of a particularly nasty gulag, one that perhaps housed some famous scientist or artist or philosopher who met their end there. Then you'd have a cool hidden backstory for your band name, that could be revealed in an interview or only known by the hardcore fans, and it would be fitting in both pronunciation and emotional articulation.

Awesome.

I did think of 'Villon' years ago.. but pronounced 'vein'.

skilob

Kann

Melk

Slypp

Dril

Bahn

Knull

Død

Blod

Daier

Kuk

Lusk

Alkis

Geit

Hund

Bål

  On 11/23/2013 at 11:44 PM, delet... said:

Alright, in honour of the OP.

 

Grass

 

Metz (lol)

 

Top tip that i just thought of this second, russia has a lot of mono-syllabic town and city names that would chime as 'cool sounding' to melbourne hipster peeps. Just google map that country and zoom around a lil. As an added bonus you could find the name of a particularly nasty gulag, one that perhaps housed some famous scientist or artist or philosopher who met their end there. Then you'd have a cool hidden backstory for your band name, that could be revealed in an interview or only known by the hardcore fans, and it would be fitting in both pronunciation and emotional articulation.

Good tip, cities like Perm

Endut

Hoch Hech

Grassy Knollz

Deerlung

Deerdung

Purple Panda

Pandas Pandas Pandas

Panda Monium

  On 11/23/2013 at 9:28 PM, hello spiral said:

ITT: lots of people who either haven't read the first post or don't know what a syllable is.

He's right. This isn't Nam, there are rules.

Hah, I don't care, personally. This is basically like a more loose version of the influx of bad artist names thread.. which I'd scour for ideas if we weren't such a serious band!

Tvet

Infested Colons