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Oh i understand your point and agree that there are advantages to this gift giving thing, along with the illogical parts of it. I think if i was loaded i'd probably be an embarrassing gift fairy, maybe. Just not at christmas time E-;

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  On 12/29/2013 at 3:37 PM, jules said:

 

  On 12/29/2013 at 12:07 PM, spratters said:

Squeezy nose that dispenses shower gel.

more info pls!

 

 

wife got me apple tv, pretty psyched even though I know next to nothing about it.

 

 

 

Nose-Gel-Dispenser.jpg

 

The nose is lovely and squidgy, although the gel that came with it has seeped through since I put the bugger up. I think it's a bit thinner than standard stuff so I'll put some Radox in and hope for the best.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

I wonder if a penis edition of that soap dispenser exists.

 

Oh the possibilities.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 12/29/2013 at 7:41 PM, spratters said:

 

  On 12/29/2013 at 3:37 PM, jules said:

 

 

  On 12/29/2013 at 12:07 PM, spratters said:

Squeezy nose that dispenses shower gel.

more info pls!

 

 

wife got me apple tv, pretty psyched even though I know next to nothing about it.

 

Nose-Gel-Dispenser.jpg

 

The nose is lovely and squidgy, although the gel that came with it has seeped through since I put the bugger up. I think it's a bit thinner than standard stuff so I'll put some Radox in and hope for the best.

awesome

You say that until it doesn't stop dripping all day. I've taken it off the wall and given it a short rest in an angle that it couldn't possibly leak anymore.

 

I'll try again tomorrow.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

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well it IS a nose and it IS winter, it's bound to be drippy

hur hur

 

i got people stuff:

got my secret santa person (for gf's fam) a hat and scarf, like 8 bars of primo chocolat, and some scented candles

gave out about $90 in itunes cards b/c that's what everyone seemed to want (suckers payin for music that isn't on a record!)

me and my gf made up a huge batch of ridiculously delicious cocoa mix with toasted anise and such, and bagged it up, and then took mugs and hand-painted them for p much everyone we know.

got my mom a laptop (actually just my old laptop but she was still super excited, her old computer was a pentium iv from ~9 years ago) and a really nice pashmina scarf

got my dad a book about ronald reagan (as loathe as i am to enable his ultraconservatism)

got my brother the stanley kubrick box set

got my niece a couple of books and a shitload of candy

A book on Northern Soul

A book on the 1975 Portland Timbers and a Timbers watch

Some money

Even more cash to get Timbers tickets

Some Hefeweizen left in the fridge by some friends

Some Joe-Joe's cookies from Trader Joe's

A new belt (unnecessary after last two gifts)

Fifa 14 for X-Box (the first video game I've had in twenty years)

  • I got some BONGOS

an amazon gift card which transformed into some books for my kindle and Season 3 of the Wire

some gift cards for places where I get work clothes, always useful imo

Candi? Candi.

Ardbeg Uigedail!

this

I don't know what any of things are... Well the keyboard is self explanatory but what are the other two?

 

Happy birthmas to you =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

that sounds pretty sweet! never heard of the pi deal, looking into it now

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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