Morrissey: eating meat is the same as paedophilia

Reading Morrissey quotes always makes me giggle.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/03/morrissey-eating-meat-paedophilia-smiths

I think this sums up the article nicely for me:

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Morrissey also threatened to "slip into permanent unconsciousness" if any journalist ever asked him again about the Smiths.

Mark Fairley suggested: "The sooner someone asks him about the Smiths, the better …"

He should totally start a xanga or lj account and write these in some kind of pink and green and black emo aesthetic

The only time morrissey made any sense was when he was singing.

Did you know Blur's Charmless Man was written by Damon Albarn after a chance accounter with Moz? I dislike the actual tune but always enjoy singing along when it comes on the radio and thinking of Moz, and what a wanker he is.

On the flip side I think Moz has a very acute sense of humour and likes to poke people in the eye, so I take his comments with a pinch of salt.

Does he feel this way about animals who eat meat? I can totally picture him telling a dog to fuck off.

  On 1/3/2014 at 8:58 PM, beerwolf said:

On the flip side I think Moz has a very acute sense of humour and likes to poke people in the eye, so I take his comments with a pinch of salt.

True.

Taking a dump, worse than paedophilia.

You heard it here first.

Ye, are lions big cunts in his eyes?

  On 1/3/2014 at 8:59 PM, joshuatx said:

Does he feel this way about animals who eat meat? I can totally picture him telling a dog to fuck off.

I was eating cereal when I read this. milk nearly went all over my laptop.

the idea of Morrissey very sternly and assertively telling a dog to fuck off. vivid stuff.

Oh yeah, and he has a book to sell

lol @ "If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away."

Who's introducing him to people? Surely, he has no mates.

Morrissey is pretty rad imo

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:06 PM, chassis said:

Who's introducing him to people? Surely, he has no meats.

AS IF PLANTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.

fucking hypocrite.

i like his outrageous statements as they wind people up so much.

edit: my current favorite smiths song

http://youtu.be/w_za7l6Fkjc

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:15 PM, funkaholic said:

 

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:06 PM, chassis said:

Who's introducing him to people? Surely, he has no meats.

 

lol

But meat is the best thing ever. It tastes so good that it must be right.

My current fav:

http://youtu.be/RgNfTx9pGzA

Morrisey is a dick, of sorts. Glad he's around though.

I don't know who this is and why I should care.

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:02 PM, oscillik said:

 

  On 1/3/2014 at 8:59 PM, joshuatx said:

Does he feel this way about animals who eat meat? I can totally picture him telling a dog to fuck off.

 

I was eating cereal when I read this. milk nearly went all over my laptop.

 

the idea of Morrissey very sternly and assertively telling a dog to fuck off. vivid stuff.

 

I LOLed heartily at this too - I can imagine him singing it to the dog in his Morrissey voice, too:

"Oh doggie, you can fuck the right off....ohhhhhhh"

  On 1/3/2014 at 11:07 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:02 PM, oscillik said:

 

  On 1/3/2014 at 8:59 PM, joshuatx said:

Does he feel this way about animals who eat meat? I can totally picture him telling a dog to fuck off.

 

I was eating cereal when I read this. milk nearly went all over my laptop.

 

the idea of Morrissey very sternly and assertively telling a dog to fuck off. vivid stuff.

 

I LOLed heartily at this too - I can imagine him singing it to the dog in his Morrissey voice, too:

 

"Oh doggie, you can fuck the right off....ohhhhhhh"

 

fuckinglol

So is singing, if you want to be philosophically correct.