Morrissey: eating meat is the same as paedophilia

He should be forcefed a big fat juicy steak.

  On 1/4/2014 at 11:08 AM, Friendly Foil said:

He should be forcefed a big fat juicy steak.

i was about to say he doesn't need to be forced but then i realised you said steak.

through repetition i will remember what is important: PROXIMITY BURGERS

  On 1/4/2014 at 5:29 AM, luke viia said:

lol @ the idea of hurting morrissey with proximity burgers

LOL

PROX BURG!!!

Burger in proximity I know, in knowIt's really seriousssssss

The boy with the burger in his proximity

mspaint of tom cruise setting burgers too close to morrisseys face pls

  On 1/3/2014 at 8:59 PM, joshuatx said:

Does he feel this way about animals who eat meat? I can totally picture him telling a dog to fuck off.

hahahahaha

There is a burger and it never goes away...oh there is a burger and it never goes away

Guys guys we should literally murder Morrissey because we disagree with him.

i am literally made out of uncooked burger

  On 1/4/2014 at 11:24 PM, MisterE said:

i am literally made out of uncooked burger

Places MisterE proximate to Morrissey.

  On 1/4/2014 at 10:04 PM, luke viia said:

mspaint of tom cruise setting burgers too close to morrisseys face pls

omg pls

Yeast holocaust in every loaf of bread, and bottle of beer... and yogurt genocide in every cup.... You heartless bastards.

Not gonna lie, never heard any of his music.

lol

Mozz should have gone into the priesthood, then he could still have repressed his sexuality, and we wouldn't have to listen to his dumb ass. A more perfect fit for a vow of silence I've never seen.

The irony is...

Lol! Bless him he loves being in the papers. :p

  On 1/4/2014 at 1:33 AM, LimpyLoo said:

lol maybe

 

if you watch him in video interviews

 

such Morrisseyisms make more sense i think

 

where you can see that he really tries to flip language like Oscar Wilde

 

and just to clarify I'm not being an apologist I'm just saying it's not what it looks like

 

When Morrissey wants to say "I'm sad" he says "the universe is dying"

 

that's his way

Possibly the most apt descriptions of Morrisey's demeanour I've read. The Lul to post ratio in this thread is very high, keep 'em coming.

Morrisey has nothing to prove and he doesn't need the money. So he can come into the public domain via the media and say ridiculous things to upset those who wish to be upset. Simple as that really.

  On 1/4/2014 at 5:29 AM, luke viia said:

hurting morrissey with proximity burgers

Perfect time to recite old classics:

Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man.

He went to art school when he was younger,
He wanted to be a painter.
Hitler was a vegetarian,
He was also a non-smoker.

Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man.

He hired gay and handicapped officers,
He was concerned about overpopulation.
If hitler was alive today,
He'd listen to The Cure, The Smiths and Depeche Mode.

Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man,
Hitler was a sensitive man.

And godwined!!!

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Morrissey: eating meat is the same as paedophilia

The same ay, so instead of meat he chose the other one then? Can't have too much of a good thing.

heh ....

Do you know what the worst thing is? This cunt has chosen PETA as his charity to fund. So animal cruelty is the same as pedophilia but Morrisey cares more about the animals than children. What a fucking cunt. Hope he gets eaten by a bear.