Candiru Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 On 2/22/2014 at 9:26 PM, pafr said: Indeed, I need perspective change. I'm currently going through that. One thing that I'm afraid of is once I start having sex, I'll probably get out of control and will probably have too much sex. I have a tendency that once I start something, I'll go all out with it. Having too much sex probably isn't a bad idea. Orgasm by myself is rather boring, that's why I'm kinda sick and bored of it. The problem is when you do something that involves others, it's rather cumbersome and irritating. I can't stand most people. I'm too fucked up for most people. Also being a hikikomori makes you even more fucked up. I don't have multiple personality disorder, but my personality has never been fixed. It has always been very flexible, like if I really want to become extroverted, then I can. Right now I'm too shut-in so I'm rather introverted, etc. etc. etc. Splurgin' Virgins? Sent from my biPhone using Fapatalk 1.1003329 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 On 2/24/2014 at 2:31 PM, lumpenprol said: On 2/24/2014 at 7:11 AM, A/D said: Yeah, pafr is a unique snowflake in my watmmemory.. i guess you missed the post where he said Palace Posy reminded him of palace pussy? From what I can tell, the guy seems to be just randomly trolling. Well, that doesn't ring any bells either, so I guess don't go off my recollection. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) On 2/24/2014 at 6:51 PM, miim said: Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Edited February 24, 2014 by goDel Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 On 2/24/2014 at 7:06 PM, goDel said: On 2/24/2014 at 6:51 PM, miim said: Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. 10-15 min? is the prolongation intentional? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sine nomine Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Jesus guys just wear a rubber. Don't want any unwanted baggage caused by a overly hyped labido Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/24/2014 at 7:06 PM, goDel said: On 2/24/2014 at 6:51 PM, miim said: Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Yeah it shouldn't really be like a Sting kinda tantric thing where you have 8 hour orgasms or whatever Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 3:25 AM, A/D said: If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. or employ the extreme opposite strategy pioneered by alco et al, and build an army of progeny to take over the world with. nb. may take a long time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 3:25 AM, A/D said: If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. I heard this too but always thought it was a myth.... =( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 3:25 AM, A/D said: If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Holy fucking lel i just changed my life right now. *goes out to buy bulk antimicrobial soap dispensers* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 4:17 AM, chenGOD said: On 2/25/2014 at 3:25 AM, A/D said: If you masturbate into a condom, a venomous snake-woman will dig through your trash and impregnate herself so she can frolic amongst your precious riches. For this reason, it's advised you masturbate into an antimicrobial soap dispenser, or perhaps a culvert. Holy fucking lel i just changed my life right now. *goes out to buy bulk antimicrobial soap dispensers* you can borrow mine ........ lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2132985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 2:47 AM, LimpyLoo said: On 2/24/2014 at 7:06 PM, goDel said: On 2/24/2014 at 6:51 PM, miim said: Jeez I wish I had the time to masterbate 3 times a day! huh? 10 mins, 15 max! lets say half an hour before sleeping is all it takes. Yeah it shouldn't really be like a Sting kinda tantric thing where you have 8 hour orgasms or whatever I say 3 mins minimum! hahaha But i leave the house at 6.30am and don't get back from work till 6.30pm then i make food quick then i'm usually busy every night doing band shit or music or socializing and by the time i need to go to bed i fuckin knacked and it's midnight! anyone who says wanking is boring and a chore is crazy and doing it wrong..... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/23/2014 at 7:33 PM, pafr said: I will probably retire from the electronic music community. There are only a selective few artists in electronic music, especially IDM, that I like. I enjoy mostly classical music, and some jazz, and some IDM. I've learned that my taste in music doesn't really fit the electronic music community of listeners. I feel more at home with classical music lovers. Goodbye friends. Take good care of yourselves and each other. I'll still try to be somewhat active on here, and I'll post any future work I make. Thats just wrong... I only listen to electronic music for maybe 2-3 months a year and mainly rock and other wierd shit. I like this place cause it's full off funny interesting intelligent people that can pretty much talk about anything and it's COOL! feel the love and get rid of your hangup's Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. You could save the hassle of a bonfire by ejaculating into a frying pan, but there's really something special about ejaculating into a bonfire under a full-moon; wearing a necklace of teeth. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide peace 7's signature Hide all signatures ▰ SC-nu ▰ nothinggg.com ▰ SC-old ▰ YT ▰ @peepeeland On 4/22/2014 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said: All your upright-bass variation of patanga shitango are belong to galangwa malango jilankwatu fatangu. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 I always wondered what it would be like jizzing in space well zero gravity! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 10:06 AM, miim said: On 2/23/2014 at 7:33 PM, pafr said: I will probably retire from the electronic music community. There are only a selective few artists in electronic music, especially IDM, that I like. I enjoy mostly classical music, and some jazz, and some IDM. I've learned that my taste in music doesn't really fit the electronic music community of listeners. I feel more at home with classical music lovers. Goodbye friends. Take good care of yourselves and each other. I'll still try to be somewhat active on here, and I'll post any future work I make. Thats just wrong... I only listen to electronic music for maybe 2-3 months a year and mainly rock and other wierd shit. I like this place cause it's full off funny interesting intelligent people that can pretty much talk about anything and it's COOL! feel the love and get rid of your hangup's i guess i have the same taste in music as pafr but i agree with you miim, watmm is the best, a pearl of the net Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 I frequently bust a nut into active volcanoes. To me, it's largely symbolic or spiritual because I feel like I'm impregnating the Earth, and I am the father of all new land on this planet. Throwing a virgin in there just seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin IMO, but I just gotta roll with it regardless or all the other members of the sinister volcano cult will taxidermy me into a human/armadillo/ostrich hybrid and FedEx that shit to my family. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 10:17 AM, peace 7 said: The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. You could save the hassle of a bonfire by ejaculating into a frying pan, but there's really something special about ejaculating into a bonfire under a full-moon; wearing a necklace of teeth. Reminds me of this.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 When I was sub-13, I googled porn & watched some standard man sex with women thing. I didn't get what all the hubub was about. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 On 2/25/2014 at 10:17 AM, peace 7 said: The only way to be safe from garbage-rummaging ho-bagz, is to ejaculate into fire. tru lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) Took until page 17 for this to become a discussion of how to fire off knuckle children safely so no skeezebag can steal your man juice and make more people from her baby-cave. Life changing thread. Edited February 26, 2014 by Audioblysk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 I feel enlightened and somehow more intelligent after perusing this wank thread. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunktronics Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Knuckle children hahaha that's new to me, I shall try my best to get that into a conversation by the end of the week. Its these simple things that make watmm so great. Even tho I'm an orphan from warp/mu/braindance forum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Masturbation is murder guys Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82128-how-did-you-change-your-life/page/17/#findComment-2133851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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