First world questions:

is it an std or just a rash

Can you wax off a nipple?

Why is Windows Phone so terrible?

fold or crumple??

  On 3/20/2014 at 6:05 PM, luke viia said:

how many gallons of oil do i have to burn to earn a free bag of doritos at safeway?

depends on how inefficiently you are burning it. the worse your epa score, the better. if it's really bad you get a pepsi as well.

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did i get an std from the toilet seat at a university? is it possible to get an std without ever having done the S through which the D is T? Is it B12 deficiency?

Has Beck finally sold out?

Does my avatar make me look fat?

Kate Bush comeback: artistic lust or Spunked all her money?

  On 3/21/2014 at 11:24 PM, Djeroek said:

Can you wax off a nipple?

There was an urban legend doing the rounds when I was at school, that if you sprayed deodorant at your nipple for long enough it'd sort of freeze and flake off. Probably not true, but I have no intention of googling it to find out.

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?

Can I google Jack Abramoff's wardrobe?

Could the rate at which things change from cool to not cool be slowed down a bit for those of us who are very busy?

  On 3/22/2014 at 12:52 AM, Leon Sumbitches said:

 

  On 3/21/2014 at 11:24 PM, Djeroek said:

Can you wax off a nipple?

 

There was an urban legend doing the rounds when I was at school, that if you sprayed deodorant at your nipple for long enough it'd sort of freeze and flake off. Probably not true, but I have no intention of googling it to find out.

 

Hah, I vaguely remember something similar said around these parts of the globe, something for the mythbusters to investigate...

Sorry if noob question but why are there no frets on my fretless bass? Googling 'reinstall fret software' isn't any help. Do I reboot the bass?

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:33 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Sorry if noob question but why are there no frets on my fretless bass? Googling 'reinstall fret software' isn't any help. Do I reboot the bass?

Try turning it off, and turning it back on again. It works for my compooter. Why not your fretting base?

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:36 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:33 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Sorry if noob question but why are there no frets on my fretless bass? Googling 'reinstall fret software' isn't any help. Do I reboot the bass?

 

Try turning it off, and turning it back on again. It works for my compooter. Why not your fretting base?

 

Tried it but my bass has turned blue, it says a fatal error has occurred. What do, watmm?

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:38 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

 

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:36 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/22/2014 at 9:33 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Sorry if noob question but why are there no frets on my fretless bass? Googling 'reinstall fret software' isn't any help. Do I reboot the bass?

 

Try turning it off, and turning it back on again. It works for my compooter. Why not your fretting base?

 

 

Tried it but my bass has turned blue, it says a fatal error has occurred. What do, watmm?

 

Is it a freshwater bass or black bass?

  On 3/21/2014 at 11:00 PM, Joyrex said:

Has Apple finally run out of Steve Jobs-influenced designs?

I think so.

  On 3/22/2014 at 12:54 AM, StephenG said:

If Jack helped you jack off a horse, would you help a horse jack off Jack?

Why did no one tell me that Ubuntu is a piece of crap?

Why do people think Ubuntu would be the best Linux distro?

Plain ordinary Ubuntu isn't exactly what it can be.. Ubuntu minus all the crap Canonnical packages it with is just the debian packaging system and updates.
Try Ubuntu minimal and then apt-get install whatever desktop environment you want. It can be anything.

  On 3/23/2014 at 10:20 AM, Sprillian said:

 

  On 3/22/2014 at 12:54 AM, StephenG said:

If Jack helped you jack off a horse, would you help a horse jack off Jack?

 

Bitch, where is my croissant?

You know how hard it is to get a good croissant in the States, bro? Learn to work that almond paste, fucking minimum wage plebs. A croissant is not a doughnut.

First world questions: Did anyone see a gentleman driving a German car?