What are your favorite things about being a human

Creating art.

Moments like this:

Appreciating farts.

http://youtu.be/5hCFdTz_CAg

Altruism (we need to work on this obviously, but all those little moments when a strangers help each other out make up, just a little, all the shitty things we do as a species)

opposable thumbs

human brain

I like being a minimalist: owning little, while owing nothing

  On 5/2/2014 at 8:45 PM, cloud capture said:

opposable thumbs

human brain

Efficient brevity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKv8hcFBRM

Despite our self absorbed survivalist egocentric perception of the world, I quite like those fleeting moments of freedom where you truly appreciate beauty. And hawt asses in black leggings.

Nothing.

Brushing my teeth. It feels great and I wouldn't be coordinated enough as any other animal to be as satisfying

the free sex*

not being tortured

not being histrionic

Krokodil

living forever in paradise is my fav

getting high and using The Internet

  On 5/2/2014 at 9:22 PM, Ceerial said:

Krokodil

genitals

Being too poor for sex and ewoks.

Arguing on internet forums

CUP

Masturbating until your penis flips inside out like a sock

WATMM

hey, what about scrotum paper cuts?!

*dances age of aquarius style*

  On 5/2/2014 at 10:05 PM, xox said:

hey, what about scrotum paper cuts?!

 

*dances age of aquarius style*

*joins xox, dancing Hair style*

edit: oh shit wait age of aquirius is from Hair innit

well in any case, I get naked and dance with xox

just leave the paper home this time ;)

edit: fak it! bring it!

  On 5/2/2014 at 10:17 PM, xox said:

just leave the paper home this time ;)

 

edit: fak it! bring it!

*has never actually seen Hair so assumes its a Hair reference and nods politely, nakedly*

  On 5/2/2014 at 7:05 PM, Friendly Foil said:

Bathing homeless people.

Observing homeless people.

Talking with homeless people.

Playing Burial tunes to homeless people to teach them about life on the streets.

You have chuckled me.

well, paper cuts has nothing to do with the movie afaik and yes, the age of aquarius is song from Hair.

How about scrotal angiofibromas?