Good evening Copenhagen ( Eurovision Song Contenst 2014)

Wow every track is better than the one before it! I can't believe this. And a bearded lady? What a statement. What bravery! 2014 is truly wonderful.

CHILDREN OF THE UNIVERSE

It's fun because it's shit.

Its.

The ass shat its shit. It's its shit.

The Netherland's entry was too good for Eurovision, not cheesey enough. The British entry's also read the pop rules. I could see this doing well in eurovision if the voting wasn't so political. The song of course is shite.

I can see how the brainstorming went for these.

- "Children of the universe"? I don't know. Can we make it a bit cheesier?

- Power to the people?

- OMG, YES!

Netherlands by a country mile

I think Sweden will take it home, or the bearded lady, mostly because of the beard.

Weird show going on now!

Beethoven's proudest moment.

The people up the ladders are a bit creepy. Not making me want to stay in the EU. He looks like a cross between Mark Heap and David Bowie, also the bald one is terrifying.

we know how to put a show together here in denmark ; we are all so gay at heart

Netherlands should win but I can't see it happening, my money's on the bearded lady.

  On 5/10/2014 at 11:15 PM, Staadrengen said:

we know how to put a show together here in denmark ; we are all so gay at heart

I thought the stage / lighting was really impressive. Was funny to see them rip the piss back out of Graham Norton, he wasn't expecting that.

Oh lordy my ears

Cracking bangers on poland

Yes!

I have never had so much fun in my life as tonight. i laugh and laugh and laugh ....

This is pretty disgusting right now.

WE GOT THIS

and the winner is ............sweden

The booing against Russia gets my 12 points.

+12

Is Russia winning yet? They should.

First ever 15 point score to Poland's boobs

Did the song win or the beard?

Definitely the beard.