"Intercourse is always rape"

I just always ask her to put it in so I can't be blamed for what my penis does.

/misogyny

hah.

Just to turn around your cool joke into an insult from me. You ask her to put it in because you can never seem to find your target.

  On 5/28/2014 at 6:30 PM, MIXL2 said:

new subforum for all of this shit pls

We'll call it general banter, it'll be where most of the members from general banter join together in popular non music related threads to chime in with their angle or digressions on the OP at hand.

  On 5/28/2014 at 8:10 PM, Braintree said:

I just always ask her to put it in so I can't be blamed for what my penis does.

/misogyny

you should consider one of these:

  On 5/28/2014 at 8:12 PM, delet... said:

hah.

 

Just to turn around your cool joke into an insult from me. You ask her to put it in because you can never seem to find your target.

Well, I have a 50/50 shot for the vadge, but it's all or nothing for her, if you know what I mean.

/buttjoke

heeh. /weeze, has to come up for air. [-;

* closes the curtains, turns down the lights and puts on some lesbian porn *

I pity her as I would the village idiot.

Or perhaps the way Mr T would pity a fool.

Madame Chaos phishing thread successful on third page

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Flol! I thought the Smiths thread was the fishing thread. Aw you guys! Now please excuse me while I go and fap over how amazing I am.

Dammit, I just lost my erection.

  On 5/28/2014 at 9:55 PM, Audioblysk said:

Dammit, I just lost my erection.

Don't! That's just what they want. Don't let the feminists win. Get it back up right now! That's an order soldier!

warning: this spoiler contains adult content

  On 5/28/2014 at 10:07 PM, xox said:

warning: this spoiler contains adult content

 

 

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is double anal counting?

 

  On 5/28/2014 at 10:02 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 5/28/2014 at 9:55 PM, Audioblysk said:

Dammit, I just lost my erection.

Don't! That's just what they want. Don't let the feminists win. Get it back up right now! That's an order soldier!

 

IT'S BACK

Let's take back our right to be the domineering, sadistic, and tormenting side of the species. If the nation of women says that we are no longer allowed in the gooey bat-cave of love, then we shall fight until we choke their rivers with our dead.

I will take my right to penetrate to the grave.

You're an inspiration for the troops, Tri.

when ever i want sex i just come to my girlfriend's place and ask her: ru sarah connor?!

she finds that very romantic

I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me.

You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man.

- Vic Mackey

  On 5/28/2014 at 10:21 PM, Audioblysk said:

 

I will take my right to penetrate to the grave.

 

I know it's a joke, but that's fucked up, man

I mean, if yours is long enough to reach your own personal bumhole then I guess you do have that right, and congrats, too, that's fucking impressive, but that's really as far as it goes

I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me.

You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man.

- Vic Mackey

Oops

this chick is what The Amazing Atheist thinks everyone on Tumblr is

Feminism dies when my dick gets hard! - Essiness

I just impress girls with my highly advanced feminist outlook which I bought at an organic gluten free feminist bookstore and wait for them to rape me.

You know how some guys go deer hunting and they spray deer pee on themselves that they ordered through cabelas catalogue or whatever? Same thing man.

- Vic Mackey