do you say anything when people sneeze?

or

chup kar gandoo

I stare at them and do these little micro-shakes with my head as if energy is building up and then roll my eyes back and let out an animalistic shriek before collapsing on the floor in the fetal position, pant crotch slowly darkening, thumb inserted in mouth.

I usually say bless you after people cough and ignore them when they sneeze. people tell me i'm crazy

I would say "Gesundheit" if the person is close to me. At work we would say "Auflecken" (lick it up).

But I usually stopped commenting other people excretions.

faker

lick it up

"Gezondheid"

"Moge God je zegenen"

"Wie dit leest is gek"

"Nice one, keep it up! "

usually, i am the one who sneezes.

"I concur"

I say "Salute!" which means "health!"

The regular sneezer's answer is "Grazie" (thank you), ironic sneezer's answer "Che se ne va" (i.e. health is leaving me)

stop it

  On 5/30/2014 at 11:26 AM, MadameChaos said:

usually, i am the one who sneezes.

Gesundheisenberg

i just beat them to death and then ejaculate on their corpse

Prosit.

Prosit.

When I was a little kid, my parents made me say the pledge of allegiance forwards and backwards 5 times and made me hold my breath underwater for 2 minutes to purge the malevolent spirits whenever I sneezed. I blame them for a lot of things but at least I'm not a virgin (thanks to them)

"Eurghhh"