Open Letter 2 Richard D. James

Hi Richard

i think i heard through the grapevine, that you are working on something "official" and you want it 2 be perfect but until then

could you please consider 2 dig into your unholy archives for some obscure afx smack and upload it 2 the interwebz for download? pay what you want would be sweet

pliss men, we don't care what it is as long as you made it lel

thank you for the best music ever, cheers

your pal

Ooze

yes rich pls do

didnt he just do that a few days ago

Calling him the chosen one is kind of an insult to all the hard work he's put in over the years

afx pls

He gets off on this and has postponed his new album a further 4 years, nice fucking job man.

...Oh yeah and please end the AB5 and MFM auctions and give us a chance to pool our money and then share with each other as has been suggested to us, thanks!

  On 6/19/2014 at 6:31 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

Hi PRichard

 

eye think eye heard through the grapevine, that u r working on something "official" n' u want it 2 b perfect but until then

could u please consider 2 dig in2 ur unholy archives 4 some obscure afx smack n' upload it 2 the interwebz 4 download? pay what u want would b sweet

pliss men, we don't care what it is as long as u made it lel

 

thank u 4 the best music ever, cheers

ur pal

Ooze

 

 

 

 

 

 

  On 6/19/2014 at 3:14 PM, Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

 

  On 6/19/2014 at 6:31 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

Hi PRichard

 

eye think eye heard through the grapevine, that u r working on something "official" n' u want it 2 b perfect but until then

could u please consider 2 dig in2 ur unholy archives 4 some obscure afx smack n' upload it 2 the interwebz 4 download? pay what u want would b sweet

pliss men, we don't care what it is as long as u made it lel

 

thank u 4 the best music ever, cheers

ur pal

Ooze

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And it's also Prince who's asking... I would be flattered and comply :D

Jedi mind tricks won't work on Aphex Twin you fools!!!

It was worth trying though.....

who cares about his old stuff? he progressively got better over the years, with analord and tuss being the absolute pinnacle.

i want new stuff!!!

i want olds & news stuffs!!!

Manchester/Metz 7" split release, please

He wont release anything until everyone has forgotten about him

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:53 PM, Joyrex said:

Manchester/Metz 7" split release, please

This would be perfect.

Especially if it was a picture disc with Richards face on one side, and a £1 coin on the other

plz never release anything again

I sold all of your albums and EP's last week. I got 15 quid for the lot. Eat a dick aphex

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:53 PM, Joyrex said:

Manchester/Metz 7" split release, please

a split includes tracks by two or more separate artists... so better is to ask an EP with 3 tracks : Manchester, Metz & Singapore.

Dear Richard D. James:

Please do whatever you'd like with your life and career and maximize your personal happiness and/or the health and well-being of your family, but m8 I gots to arks u if you could share any more possibly fake sean booth stories at least, would you yeah? Always a laff those. Also how's yolandi looking in person? you know what I mean yeah? Right, ok.

And what do you think of cats m8?

Can you name my Alesis SR-16?

Please respond at your earliest convenience.

Warmest regards,

blorph, from the internet

dear richord

turn the knob furthest to the left

luv phoinejaq

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caca.

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youve got so many machines richard

oh cunning fox of music making machines

please bestow us more treasures from your vault

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:56 PM, hoggy said:

He wont release anything until everyone has forgotten about him

Unforgotten Acid Hero

or

Rancid Foot Toughener

Only time will tell.

dir Richie twins please meka a pretty songs an sent iton your tubs an tag wife gnks#thrif3

dear richard

how is babby formed?

love

autismals