Open Letter 2 Richard D. James

Dick, does my bum look big in this?

Dear Richard,

One time i put my semen under a microscope and the sperm had your face.

Deer

PS

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:53 PM, Joyrex said:

Manchester/Metz 7" split release, please

There's not much I wouldn't trade to hear this, gimme, gimme, gimme! lol

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:24 PM, Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

i want olds & news stuffs!!!

  On 6/19/2014 at 6:24 PM, Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

 

  On 6/19/2014 at 5:53 PM, Joyrex said:

Manchester/Metz 7" split release, please

a split includes tracks by two or more separate artists... so better is to ask an EP with 3 tracks : Manchester, Metz & Singapore.

 

How bout if it's a limited edition 12" so there's deeper bass, on blue marble vinyl, and one more unreleased (bonus) track and make it a 4 trk EP? and some awesome cover art too... mmmmmmmm yumm

and a music video to go along with it.. im thinking something like Ventolin meets On in terms of video aesthetics.

I'll pay $35 for it.

Thanks RDJ! (: we <3 ya!

... and then of course a follow up LP that kind of plays on the theme to come soon after!

hey I dont mean to be a nuisance, but is this your youtube channel? while you're reading this thread and all.

https://www.youtube.com/user/afxapex

Dear Richie,

Dip your balls in my anus.

Sincerely,

Retrig

P.S. fuck you

  On 6/19/2014 at 6:02 PM, Obel said:

I sold all of your albums and EP's last week.

especially Drungles, which was quite good.

  On 6/19/2014 at 8:37 PM, Deer said:

Dear Richard,

 

One time i put my semen under a microscope and the sperm had your face.

 

Deer

 

PS

holy shit lol, could you imagine this. with RDJ grins, and making screeching chirping noises like the tiny old man and woman at the end of Mulholland Drive.

and then of course upon witnessing this you have the same reaction as Naomi Watts.

  On 6/20/2014 at 3:51 AM, skibby said:

hey I dont mean to be a nuisance, but is this your youtube channel? while you're reading this thread and all.

 

https://www.youtube.com/user/afxapex

oh i forgot about rotodrone, thanks for reminding me via this channel. feeling all warm cause everything is ok, is on.

I found this floating about on the Internet, can anyone validate it's authenticity?

100% authentic

Lord AFX pls

So sad because Richard couldn't give a flying one about me or my suffering.

Would rather see a US Rephlex tour come through TBH. Bummed Chicago didn't pan out a few years ago.

  On 6/20/2014 at 3:51 AM, skibby said:

hey I dont mean to be a nuisance, but is this your youtube channel? while you're reading this thread and all.

 

https://www.youtube.com/user/afxapex

i wonder if moogacid is luke vibert on discogs http://www.discogs.com/user/moogacid

#stalker

If this works, and that's a big if.. If this works by any stretch of the imagination and Richard D. James does happen to release selected works from his previous years, with or without finishing touches, then I predict it will be quite good

Please release new music our holy anal lord

I'm pretty sure Joyrex was asking for an Aphex / Die Antwoord split

what about the patronen albums you can get free here? afx? supposedly an anonymous artist made it mid '90s. patronen originally appeared on the traciskin youtube channel alongside some unreleased ktpa tracks. either afx or riding the possibly-afx-promotional-train. i think patronen is great

  On 6/22/2014 at 4:46 PM, very honest said:

what about the patronen albums you can get free here? afx? supposedly an anonymous artist made it mid '90s. patronen originally appeared on the traciskin youtube channel alongside some unreleased ktpa tracks. either afx or riding the possibly-afx-promotional-train. i think patronen is great

Doesn't sound like afx to me (except Abstand a lil bit), but it's pretty good. Maybe B12, or Bochum Welt?

Doesn't sound anything like Aphex. Gerald Donald?

Hey Richard.

I was simply having an awesome conversation with Hozballah and _{^{theysaidtheywanttheirbombbassback or they will bomb your family with allah akbar remixes}}


Enjoy b8m8

Bum, does my dick look big in this?

Paparazzi, does my cameltoe look a little left sided.