Star Wars Episode VII *MAJOR SPOILERS*

  On 10/28/2015 at 2:50 PM, bitroast said:

 

  On 10/28/2015 at 2:17 PM, Perezvon said:

How do you even bring back a character that dies turning into thin air

 

easy

 

 

These didn't thin-air'ed though did they ? :/

  On 10/28/2015 at 3:05 PM, peace 7 said:

DUDES, what if the end is a twist ending where C3P0 takes off his head, but it's actually a mask, and then inside is Yoda standing on a mini barstool connected to robotic arms and legs that Yoda is controlling with a tiny control panel that drives sort of like a crane.

  On 10/28/2015 at 3:05 PM, peace 7 said:

DUDES, what if the end is a twist ending where C3P0 takes off his head, but it's actually a mask, and then inside is Yoda standing on a mini barstool connected to robotic arms and legs that Yoda is controlling with a tiny control panel that drives sort of like a crane.

We had that already in dr who and man in black

rian johnson went to my high school. so did jorge garcia (hurley on the tv show lost...). I'll always remember seeing young hurley on the wall, his photo under the words STUDENT OF THE YEAR, judging me as i awaited judgement/sentencing from the vice principal.

That bloke never losing weight despite being stuck on an island for an age was one of the lesser mysteries of the show.

dont u remember all the wild boar!!?>?

These trilogies will probly go on forever now that Disney is in charge, but I hope one day, decades from now we'll see a movie about the origins of The Force, which according to Clone Wars canon, involves The Ones, and The Celestials, both very metaphysical concepts even for Star Wars. "Overlords" was one of my fav CW episodes. It also marked the debut of Qui Gon Jnn's Force Ghost.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ones

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Celestial

Someone just leaked the plot. Supposedly they're going for the "it was all just a dream" plot. Sorry guys.

No they're not, they're going for the WHOLE TRILOGY being a dream

Well that at least gives me hope Yoda will return in some form. I don't care if it turns out to be a dream or not, I just want more sweet Yoda lightsaber action!

lol

Yoda was just a part of the dream. Sorry!

Apparently, in the end scene things turn into a huge orgy in the sexy star wars universe. And right before the temperature gets really hot, you see a george lucas waking up all sweaty from a nightmare about things he can not comprehend. Upon which he starts to cry, puts his thumb in his mouth and turns over into fetal position.

It was one of those gay orgies with lots of leather and tough men with too much hear on their chests. Some of them doing the YMCA thing in the background. Just so you know.

Look what lucas and spilberg did to indiana jones!

It's all a dream? No- it's all a book! Turns out the whole Star Wars universe was part of The Neverending Story part IV. The ending of this new Star Wars is where everything gets sucked into the pages of a book in the middle of an epic space battle, and slowly it's revealed that the dude reading the book, is M. Night Shyamalan. Then his penis flops out of his jean shorts, and he starts to helicopter it. The camera then zooms slowly onto his helicopter-ing penis, and the Star Wars theme plays mixed with the Neverending Story theme. Oscar winning material right dur.

Are you Jodorowski by any chance? THE Jodorowski?

A new major spoiler has hit the net concerning possible flashback scenes:

  On 10/30/2015 at 9:12 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Well that at least gives me hope Yoda will return in some form. I don't care if it turns out to be a dream or not, I just want more sweet Yoda lightsaber action!

my favorite Yoda moment

NSFW

My favorite character is Yoda, because Yoda is green, is clever/smot, is small, is cool, is great with a lightsaber, is friend with everybody.

My favorite color is green btw.

I would like to smell Yoda's pants.

He's back?

What planet is yoda from, i assume he is the priest version of his planet, no sex at all, you never see him with a woman, oly witj men and young boys. Anyone see the same parallels i see? is Yoda Gorge Luca's stab at the chatolic church .

i've always seen Yoda as a stab at Judaism

  On 10/31/2015 at 2:50 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

i've always seen Yoda as a stab at Judaism

now that u mention it

Yaddle was the female sex of Yoda's race, but yeah how do they get turned on looking at each other? Lol