Bechuga Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Boy: John Girl: Jennifer Hermaphrodite: Johnifer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Premiere Number One Numero Uno Primary Favourite First Original and Best Autochthon Champion Principal Paramount Essential Supreme Peerless Cardinal Dominant Lifeform Timothy Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Billy Bob Cletus Wade Earl Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Tiger Fuck Lol-ita Nosfefartu Keith Bababa Bababara Anne Joypecs Bukakate Hummus Mollyester Mohammedisafuckingpaedophile Bearded Jamie Sexy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
poblequadrat Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Sean R. Robert S. Real Madrid Schalke Lager Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) Squarepusher: Ufabulum — track by track written by SquarepusherWarp: NEW —PHEX TWIN ALBUM —†Edited August 17, 2014 by MadameChaos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 On 8/16/2014 at 2:39 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said: In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever so much cringe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 On 8/16/2014 at 9:54 PM, Eggs said: On 8/16/2014 at 2:39 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said: In the Autechre interview people didn't stop asking them to name their hardware haha, totally hilarious. You could wait till the next interview and ask Aphex, Flashbulb or whoever so much cringe. cringe or not, i'm glad they named my acoustic guitar Rifdent Stroakes Squarepusher Enrico Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201422 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 All jokes aside, congratulations mr! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Not Jack. Being called Jack is shit, it's so popular you hear your name everywhere and all babies are called jack. kill all jacks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Egbert Arthur Twosheds Maurice Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Park Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Fletch Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Cliff Richard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Bork Pump Tarp Fant Wick Dimp Lugg Yord Reak Trump Desk Surt Wimy Yasser Arafat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peace 7 Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 CONGRATULATIONS!!! What an opportunity you've given WATMM with this thread... Though I might be disappointed/impressed in you as a human for naming your child "Nosfefartu" (credit: kakapo). You gotta be a real dick to have it so when you smoke up, your brain doesn't even have time for other laughs cuz you spend the whole time cracking up and pissing your pants that you named your child Nosfefartu. My entries!::: Half-serious answer: Kwai Chang Caine. When your child gets older, you have the joy of explaining to your child how he/she was named after a character in the television series Kung Fu, with emphasis on Bruce Lee's involvement in the series and whether or not Ed Spielman is a lying sack of shit. Then you say to your child- every night before bed- "This, my child..... Kwai Chang Caine. This, I leave for you, to find your own answers. ...Your own answers....... from within." And you synchronize "within" with your hand touching your child's chest, with your eyes closing slowly and rolling back into your head. Always leave the bedroom walking backwards after saying goodnight-- the last thing your child should see before sleeping is your 武术抱拳礼 (wushu baoquan li), which is that kung fu bow with right fist touching open left hand. Basically make it so your child thinks you and your misses are secret kung fu masters, and the secrets that lie within the production of the Kung Fu tv series are for your child to find, to finish the unwritten ending to the ancient family scroll. Serious answer: I was gonna post a list of great names (that I think are great, anyway), but really this kind of thing should be determined by the parents going on a camping trip, then tripping on shrooms with the forest giving blessing to the names you two pull from the ether. Also, due to magic, it's not rare for people to become their names-- either the meaning or the vibez of the sound (which going way back, usually have to do with the meaning). As such, an easy way out of life: name child "Billionaire At Five Weeks Old". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide peace 7's signature Hide all signatures ▰ SC-nu ▰ nothinggg.com ▰ SC-old ▰ YT ▰ @peepeeland On 4/22/2014 at 8:07 AM, LimpyLoo said: All your upright-bass variation of patanga shitango are belong to galangwa malango jilankwatu fatangu. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 sup Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nil Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Soda. or Seven. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Nil's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) male: cunt female: phlaps emale: yahoo Edited August 17, 2014 by eugene Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Eugene the Anti Christ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leon Sumbitches Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Tiny Wee Compson Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/84503-help-me-choose-a-name-for-my-first-born/page/3/#findComment-2201883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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