Dude rips his own head off in public

  On 9/2/2014 at 4:56 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

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RIP

 

Rip

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Public

Suicide note found on the passenger seat

''It's hard to keep your head when those around you are losing theirs''

The man has been inspired by the old guy 6 years ago who used an Aston Martin to similar effect. He was a jilted lover who wanted to decapitate himself to get revenge on his young wife for leaving him. He had been taunting her for weeks and even showed her the rope he was going to use, but she was like ''whatever man''.

Not sure what way I'd go for if I did chose to off myself, but I can't help feeling there's a fair margin for error with this method.

With my luck someone would pull out on me after a few yards and it would just fucking hurt.

shit like this makes me consider my insanity

Technically, the chain ripped it off.

when a problem comes along. you must rip it.

now rip it. into shape. shape it up. get straight. go forward. move ahead?

i imagined him grabbing his head and pulling it off.

either way, endtimes stuff

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

  On 9/2/2014 at 11:06 PM, Eggs said:

when a problem comes along. you must rip it.

 

now rip it. into shape. shape it up. get straight. go forward. move ahead?

"move ahead"?

more like "remove a head"

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:40 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

 

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

 

why are they BROWNie points?

das racist

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:44 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:40 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

 

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

 

why are they BROWNie points?

 

das racist

 

I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road".

  On 9/3/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:44 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:40 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

 

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

 

why are they BROWNie points?

 

das racist

 

I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road".

 

you are offically the Mel Gibson of IDM, Peace 7

i tought this was gonna be a funny thread

  On 9/3/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:44 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:40 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

 

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

 

why are they BROWNie points?

 

das racist

 

I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road".

 

lololol

hopefully you know I was kidding

  On 9/3/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:44 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/3/2014 at 1:40 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/2/2014 at 7:36 AM, ghOsty said:

For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever.

Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck.

 

This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno.

 

why are they BROWNie points?

 

das racist

 

I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road".

 

LOL

By leaving his headless body to continue to bash into another 4 parked cars, i think he's acted like a bit of a prat.

  On 9/4/2014 at 2:16 AM, Schlitze said:

By leaving his headless body to continue to bash into another 4 parked cars, i think he's acted like a bit of a prat.

Agreed. You'd have to be off your head to not consider the moving vehicle.

i think that is bad fuckin' ass

  On 9/5/2014 at 9:37 PM, messiaen said:

i think that is bad fuckin' ass

yeah, i mean, if you want to go...

"Iv'e heard of giving head, but this is rediculous."

-Zombie Dangerfield

'I'll give him kudos for originality on that that, but it's not the worst example. As a medic, I was called in to a scene where a guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. He mounted the chainsaw on a bench, started the chainsaw and taped the throttle all the way open, then bent over on top of the chainsaw until his head was severed. That took way more guts than what this guy needed to do what he did. Either way, they accomplished their goal.'

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