Aphex Twin "Syro" - Alcofribas review

I am still waiting for bleep to deliver this review, what the fuck bleep? Pretty tempted to just go to page 1 and read it off the internet at this point.

the head of my penis used to be alot darker than it is now imo

  On 9/23/2014 at 3:00 AM, baph said:

I am still waiting for bleep to deliver this review, what the fuck bleep? Pretty tempted to just go to page 1 and read it off the internet at this point.

don't read it too many times. you'll be forced to skip it when you finally read the whole thing.

My friend who teaches samurai how to read the urban dictionary says there are not enough vowels in this review

when i realize i've had my ipad on mute the whole time.

my ipad on mute

ipad

Best review ever! Felt like i was there with him in the room listening. In my mind, we both wet our laps.

Hey guys I think this is John Alcofribas' wife.

Hope that posting this is okay. She's part of the review since he mentioned her in it so this isn't off topic or against the rules.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6KDetcgzuD8/TIeAcwcH9WI/AAAAAAAAAf4/7hucjMALP1M/s1600/Coming+out+to+the+wife.jpg

  On 9/21/2014 at 8:09 PM, Pennywise said:

I liked syro but i preferred syro. It was more syroish

I believe the qualifier you're after is "syrosian"

  On 9/21/2014 at 7:50 PM, Alcofribas said:

even though "syro" just came out i've had the record for ages. all the warp guys send me their stuff and ask me to review it... they're always like "alco, fucking review this mate. is it lush?"

 

so anyway...

  On 9/23/2014 at 7:30 AM, auxien said:

Hey guys I think this is John Alcofribas' wife.

Hope that posting this is okay. She's part of the review since he mentioned her in it so this isn't off topic or against the rules. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6KDetcgzuD8/TIeAcwcH9WI/AAAAAAAAAf4/7hucjMALP1M/s1600/Coming+out+to+the+wife.jpg

read the rules mate

It took me awhile to process this review, but once it clicked.... fuck me sideways. Good job.

it's definitely a sideways fuck scenario

did this review leak yet? did someone already make this joke?

Um, has anyone received their $400 Alcofribas Review Special Edition handjob designed by tDR yet? Bleep said the I may be wait times in sending out Ian to each customer, but this is ridiculous.

why is this topic pinned?

  On 10/5/2014 at 5:28 AM, whylessness said:

why is this topic pinned?

for the rush, the adaptation and the general backwardness of the act

  On 10/5/2014 at 3:13 PM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 10/5/2014 at 5:28 AM, whylessness said:

why is this topic pinned?

for the lush, the adaptation and the general backwardness of the act

 

  On 10/6/2014 at 6:10 AM, Zeffolia said:

 

  On 10/5/2014 at 3:13 PM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 10/5/2014 at 5:28 AM, whylessness said:

why is this topic pinned?

for the lush, the adaptation and the general backwardness of the acid

 

 

Is anyone else here a review skipper? I read through it once, but on repeat reads i have to skip tracks 2 and 7. They just kind of ruin the flow for me. It's not that they're nad per se, they just sound like outtakes written in a haze of methyl alcohol consumption.

Alco, I heard you had some sort of surprise for us like a release of some of your old reviews, new old reviews, old new reviews, or a competition to win one of your keyboards/typewriters/fountain pens/quills? Or maybe a tour where we can see you writing with all your equipment?

Please can you confirm or deny asap and stop teasing us ffs

sorry I'm not really with it at the moment as I just spent my birthday taking shrooms, lsd, dmx, dmt, cocaine, alcohol, HTML and a bunch of other stuff. I never do drugs though bc drugs are shit.

you, sir, are clearly an alcoartist!