Guess what the new shit is

  On 10/4/2014 at 1:07 AM, Brisbot said:

 

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not even hints?

Two hints so far:

 

1. One person is kinda right.

2. Has something to do with gear.

 

Methods:

1. List everyone who has original guesses

2. Sort by mention of gear.

 

 

I think it's post-Syro mechanical drums album or w/e

New gear + joyrexs "wow 2/5" comment or whatever it was

(o but "no new music" fuck.)

I don't think it's music, but actual gear itself. Must be that Grant had some stuff collecting dust as well and wants to sell it?

Also, is there a function where we can filter threads? It'd make coming up to speed with this thread a hell of a lot easier if i'd could filter for joyrex posts...

No offense

  On 10/4/2014 at 1:00 AM, daswurzelwerk said:

 

c) a limited to 100 vinyl with richard reading the rules

Holy Christ. <3

  On 10/3/2014 at 10:47 PM, Chartreuse said:

Gummy snacks? Nice.

It's actually "mummy snacks, daddy snacks."

SAWIII Buddha Machine imo

so the new shit has something to do with this site... a new syro forum theme!!!! confirmed!!!!!!!!

Badger -> BD Gear -> Aphex Twin bass drum synthesizer.

a hollowed-out taxidermied badger that you can stuff all your aphex twin junk into, limited run of 300

video premier on watmm showing robots etc. if you scratch your dropcarp it will smell like a badger and complete the experince.

It's a miniature RDJ bobblehead. You put him on top of your gear and plug an audio cable into the back and using your audio signal as a power source he makes random remarks like 'lushen up that pad' or 'what a load of old smelly pants.' Several years later you hear heavily edited bits of your tune on the new Aphex Twin album and can't decide how you feel about it. You go back into your studio but the bobblehead has disappeared. You decide it's time to get off drugs and throw all your Earl Grey tea bags into the bin.

AFX branded mashed potatoes. You can eat them eeeeevvvvveeeerrrryyyyddddaaaaayyyyyy.

  On 10/4/2014 at 10:25 AM, balbulus said:

AFX branded mashed potatoes. You can eat them eeeeevvvvveeeerrrryyyyddddaaaaayyyyyy.

nice one

Aphex cooperation with WATMM artists

Is it Max?

  On 10/2/2014 at 11:27 PM, chronical said:

Most of those albums don't exist? MOST OF THEM?!

Saw 3 motherfucker

ahah that jumped to my face as well

it's hard to stay focus on anything until monday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

live set (w/video?) streamed from aphex studio no. x

  On 10/4/2014 at 10:14 AM, Bazeley said:

video premier on watmm showing robots etc. if you scratch your dropcarp it will smell like a badger and complete the experince.

this

  On 10/4/2014 at 11:47 AM, noise said:

live set (w/video?) streamed from aphex studio no. x

that would be pretty cool to say the least.... if there was video. might approach the kickstarter in terms of excite factor.. MAYBE. well it probably would for sure if it was new/unheard material

A restaurant franchise/pub/lounge/bistro/bed&breakfast/bar&grille resort.

  On 10/4/2014 at 11:47 AM, noise said:

live set (w/video?) streamed from aphex studio no. x

a from the basement session with tom yorke

Yeah I'm leaning towards some sort of studio video/improv

From the little hints and comments that Joyrex has shared I think I can assume he has heard a ton of unreleased stuff and is helping organize an Aphex Twin tour (did I understand that correctly)?? The gear speculation is one thing but damn I would love to hear what Joyrex's ears have heard.

Also from an old reddit post that so far has been completely correct there really are 2 albums coming out. This guy mentioned one that is 60 mins that starts slower and gets faster and more experimental as it progresses (Syro 100%) and he mentioned a second one in the bag. Then said something like "believe me or don't." My only prediction now is this is not just one cool surprise. Sounds like a lot of cool shit coming imminently to semi-imminently. Amazing god damn year.

Aphex will be auctioning/raffling off some gear.

It may be a remix competition, or it could be a lottery.

Richard will name all his unreleased tracks with the usernames of all WATMM members.