I'm gay, I'm into IDM and live in London

  On 10/15/2014 at 11:03 AM, arvy Ictal said:

relax, just you and your best friend hand, best relationship evar

I've upgraded my masturbation sessions lately with Tenga Cups. Google it. They're out of this world!

And you can buy them in Shoreditch for 10 pounds. \o/

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/SEAN/BOOTH

  On 10/15/2014 at 10:58 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 10/15/2014 at 10:47 AM, rixxx said:

 

 

  On 10/15/2014 at 10:15 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

 

  On 10/15/2014 at 4:31 AM, Hoodie said:

 

might have better results here: http://watmm.biz/

Lol! wow someone went to the trouble of creating a fake website just for a witty response. i salute you sir!

 

*signs up anyway*

Sometimes I feel like being married as made me miss out on a great opportunity, this is one of them.

 

 

Hoodie you're a damn pro.

you feel you're missing out on internet dating? believe me there is nothing worse in the universe.

Online dating isn't that bad as long as you see it as an excuse to just have a pint and try to have a good time, despite the utterly awkwardness of the entire thing.

But I do have to say that lately I've been meeting very uninteresting people. Sometimes the sex is great other times they're just mental.

But everything falls apart when you then find a stack of Coldplay CDs on a shelf.

  On 10/15/2014 at 11:15 AM, trananhhung said:

 

  On 10/15/2014 at 11:03 AM, arvy Ictal said:

relax, just you and your best friend hand, best relationship evar

I've upgraded my masturbation sessions lately with Tenga Cups. Google it. They're out of this world!

 

I just trolling, masturbation I guess can bring even more stress to your life, I wish all the best with your gay relationship, no sarcasm here

  On 10/15/2014 at 4:31 AM, Hoodie said:

might have better results here: http://watmm.biz/

holy shit this killed me

Bisexual IDM key parties sponsored by Patrón with Drake as a performing guest as monster trucks fly overhead.

youporn should have a #IDM

so who is the most attractive featured artists?

someone pointed me in the direction of a really hilarious dating troll a while back who used to draw his "victims". i think there was a tumblr but it's gone now.

  On 10/15/2014 at 10:01 AM, klore said:

lol haha, i'm gay too but in south of france and i admit my BF that hates the pfiou, pew, pfew sound of IDM (his description) bothers me a lot

the pfiou, pew, pfew sound of IDM ? lol

btw lots of gays here

I perform in the theeyayter. I'm a born thethpian.

  On 10/15/2014 at 11:46 AM, Deer said:

so who is the most attractive featured artists?

ceephax was pretty cute back when he had long hair

Clark 10 years ago was cute. Ed Handley from Plaid is pretty handsome. And both Autechre are still hot.

i don't know about you guys but i've always had a thing for...

  On 10/15/2014 at 12:16 PM, trananhhung said:

Clark 10 years ago was cute. Ed Handley from Plaid is pretty handsome. And both Autechre are still hot.

please somebody photoshop this

There will be an extra head there. Just replace it Michael Fassbender.

Hell yes Michael Fassbender!

  On 10/15/2014 at 10:15 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

you feel you're missing out on internet dating? believe me there is nothing worse in the universe.

Qft.

I'd much rather meet up on a dancefloor somewhere

not me, i dance like this

Last one both of us were practically yawning at each other (despite being good matches)

After an hour, her: "yeah um, so im going to bed"

Me: "yeah.. um. I'm going to my mates party"

Needs more chemistry

  On 10/15/2014 at 12:42 PM, MadameChaos said:

not me, i dance like this

 

 

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that's fine, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

And you don't look too bad, don't put yourself down!

Apparently that subtle neg is supposed to make you fall in love with me. Did it work

lol, that's not me in the picture i'm afraid.