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Guest Atom Dowry Firth

I think you should go as the wheelchair-bound Simpsons version of Ken Griffey Jr. who has developed a case of gigantism after drinking too much nerve tonic while in training for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's 1992 City Championship softball league game against Shelbyville.

mate just told me how one time he went wearing a lampshade on his head, and a cardboard box attached to his hip that had candles, a bottle of wine, condoms, lube etc on it.

 

he was (a) one night(-)stand.

Edited by usagi
  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Usagi your friend's a genius. Better than dressing as a ceiling fan by wearing a sign proclaiming your appreciation of ceilings.

lol. I like the joke but the costume isn't exactly a killer, yeah.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

fuck that's good.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

how much are you willing to pay?

  On 2/22/2014 at 1:40 PM, pafr said:
I'm so fucking sick and bored of having orgasms.

 

 

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