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  On 5/18/2016 at 7:46 AM, goDel said:

Pretty common side-effect of the "small hands" syndrome. ;D

 

 

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sorry u prob need to be British and of a certain age for the bloke above and even then its prob unacceptable

props to target.

 

 

oh... i meant for the marimekko deal. lol whoops.

 

i mean for the bathrorom thing.

 

lol target is like walmart for liberals.love it

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 5/19/2016 at 7:23 PM, doublename said:

fucking lol.

 

the whole trans bathroom furor gets me down, man.

I have to remind myself that this bullshit is the last desperate attempts of homophobic assholes trying to force an issue.

 

You know what's ironic, this religious conserbative folk act lik they care about women when historically they didnt even have their own restrooms, public facilities were genderless or male only. Trans persons have always existed too and used bathrooms without issue.

 

The "but what about the children" angle is ridiculous. Seedy shit has always been a thing, much of it perpetuated by straight men of all people. Places like public restrooms or truck stop bathrooms actually used to be sketchier decades ago.

 

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  On 5/19/2016 at 7:30 PM, Braintree said:

Do people actually look at each other in the bathroom? I avoid eye contact at all costs.

 

I once had a guy hold his hand out to me so we could supposedly clasp ours together in a gesture of brotherhood, as we both stood emptying our bladders at one of those wide urinals. I declined wordlessly and he got mad about it.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 5/20/2016 at 7:45 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/19/2016 at 7:30 PM, Braintree said:

Do people actually look at each other in the bathroom? I avoid eye contact at all costs.

 

I once had a guy hold his hand out to me so we could supposedly clasp ours together in a gesture of brotherhood, as we both stood emptying our bladders at one of those wide urinals. I declined wordlessly and he got mad about it.

 

lol... that sounds oddly heartwarming. If I was a little tipsy I would probably have done it.

yeah I think he was just having a good time and wanted to reach out, literally. but I hadn't had enough at that point to indulge him in the matter.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I was offered a massage while peeing in a Myanmar nightclub. Guy came up and started rubbing my shoulders - they really take that bathroom service seriously there. I said no, but fuck me. Same bathroom, another guy just bent right down to get a good look. It was quite difficult to resist peeing in the dude's face.

I think those guys would get shot in a lot of bathrooms in America.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Soon, more taxes will be taken out of your paycheck to pay government employees who inspect junk in all bathrooms. Junk Scanners. They will be sharply dressed and have special Genitalvision glasses designed by NASA, using the same lens Kubrick used for Barry Lyndon so you can spot suspicious junk in dim candlelit bathrooms for cinematic quality and authenticity. Any infringements will result in Junk Classes, where you are trained to pee into a special pissometer to pass the gates of men's/women's bathrooms only to piss again with your regulated freedom. You can't piss anywhere without a dick bracelet because you're on junk probation. This will result in more people pissing outside and becoming sex offenders, which is the whole point of this dastardly scheme. The worst penalty is a prostate exam from Hilary Clinton with her cold, witchy hands.

  On 5/20/2016 at 8:28 AM, chenGOD said:

I said no, butt fuck me.

:ohmy:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 5/20/2016 at 8:33 AM, goDel said:

You said what!?

 

  On 5/20/2016 at 8:28 AM, chenGOD said:

I said no, but fuck me.

 

 

lol possibly incoherent due to severe lack of sleep when posting that. Probably should have been something after the "fuck me" part...like "gently" or "tenderly".

 

:catrecline::catbed:

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

lol :tongue:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

kin ell, even in a den of inequity this bloke takes the biscuits n gravy

 

 

  On 5/25/2016 at 8:00 PM, Nebraska said:
  On 5/27/2016 at 2:06 AM, cwmbrancity said:

 

kin ell, even in a den of inequity this bloke takes the biscuits n gravy

 

 

  On 5/25/2016 at 8:00 PM, Nebraska said:

 

 

He's kinda right about the terryists though. Americans are insane and they probably should be afraid.

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