Welcome to fucking Florida.

Blue shirt guy is a true hero, respect to all the cameramen and camerawomen, doing their best to make this world a better place.

_{A Florida man who stormed the Capitol on January 6 repeatedly referred to it as the White House in text messages to a relative, said an affidavit by an unnamed FBI special agent. Kenneth Kelly, 58, of Ocala, Florida, was amid a group of people who broke the windows of the Capitol on January 6, the affidavit said... "Inside White house via breaking in windows," Kelly wrote in the text, the affidavit said."Tree of liberty was watered today!"}

https://www.businessinsider.com/capitol-riot-qanon-believer-thought-hed-stormed-the-white-house-fbi-2021-4

  On 4/27/2021 at 3:59 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

 

_{A Florida man who stormed the Capitol on January 6 repeatedly referred to it as the White House in text messages to a relative, said an affidavit by an unnamed FBI special agent. Kenneth Kelly, 58, of Ocala, Florida, was amid a group of people who broke the windows of the Capitol on January 6, the affidavit said... "Inside White house via breaking in windows," Kelly wrote in the text, the affidavit said."Tree of liberty was watered today!"}

https://www.businessinsider.com/capitol-riot-qanon-believer-thought-hed-stormed-the-white-house-fbi-2021-4

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giant abortion pic looming large. 

  On 4/27/2021 at 1:33 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Welcome to fucking Florida.

 

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Guys stop it you’re gonna get in trouble!

Florida private school won't employ vaccinated teachers
MIAMI -- A private school founded by an anti-vaccination activist in South Florida has warned teachers and staff against taking the COVID-19 vaccine, saying it will not employ anyone who has received the shot.

https://abc7.com/society/florida-private-school-wont-employ-vaccinated-teachers/10553816/

must be the tropical heat.

  On 4/29/2021 at 6:44 AM, Kid Lukie said:

heat.

night.

  On 4/30/2021 at 9:52 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

night.

yes

Someone please get this “Governor” the fuck outta here.

gonna be a fookin rager happenin next week in some dope ass spot called the villages. the breakbeat team Gaetz & Greene will be droppin some mad science to the all white elder crowd. dust off those confederate flags y'all...rino's beware   

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/29/gaetz-greene-national-tour-rinos-485061

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Gaetz and Greene will kick off their barnstorming “America First Tour” on May 7 in the mega-conservative Florida retirement community known as The Villages, a must-stop for any Republican candidate hoping to win the state or generate grassroots excitement

^^ if you're wondering why the 'america first tour' would "kick off" at 'the villages' check out this documentary 

  On 4/30/2021 at 4:49 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Someone please get this “Governor” the fuck outta here.

people are saying he's going to run for president. as will former FL governor rick scott. 

Old racist Florida white lady arrested under hate crime statute for yelling slurs & throwing her burger at Burger King employee because “her tomato was too thick”

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-charged-felony-yelling-racial-040302634.html

  On 5/4/2021 at 9:53 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Old racist Florida white lady arrested under hate crime statute for yelling slurs & throwing her burger at Burger King employee because “her tomato was too thick”

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-charged-felony-yelling-racial-040302634.html

also, she is a resident of the villages where the america first tour kicks off.

I don't know if it has already been mentioned, but part of the reason Florida is so Florida is actually that any official interaction between police and citizens, no matter how small, is part of the public record, which isn't the case for other states. Because every weird little thing is out there, they get picked up for slow news day stories and suddenly it seems like Florida is he world center for people doing dumb stuff.

That doesn't mean that the stereotypes about Florida are any less true, but it DOES mean that the other states are a lot more like Florida than we realize.

  On 5/6/2021 at 8:50 PM, TubularCorporation said:

That doesn't mean that the stereotypes about Florida are any less true, but it DOES mean that the other states are a lot more like Florida than we realize.

  On 5/10/2021 at 4:59 AM, auxien said:

 

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I think Florida just got cucked 

  On 5/10/2021 at 4:59 AM, auxien said:

 

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Well, let's all just hope sea levels don't fall.

They probably won't though.

Unless the plate rises...

  On 4/28/2021 at 10:16 AM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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So DeSantis did not sign the real bill on Fox & Friends, that was a fake stunt bill, like the blank pages Trump would sign in front of cameras. They really are just reality show actors imitating politicians.

  On 5/10/2021 at 10:07 AM, MaartenVC said:

Well, let's all just hope sea levels don't fall.

They probably won't though.

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  On 5/10/2021 at 4:59 AM, auxien said:

 

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You've cracked it!  This is why Americans are such assholes, America's dick has shrunk considerably and now we're overcompensating.