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  On 2/20/2015 at 12:30 AM, Boxus said:

I would pay for a video of several different people taking turns punching him in the face.

 

I'd pay even more to be one of those people.

 

like afroman?

  • 2 months later...

So it struck me today that Fantano gave Syro a 6, Tomorrows Harvest a 6 and Damogen Furies a 6. Thats one tiny notch above the middle ground.

 

I had to double check these but I was correct.

 

Is this Wanker still asking for donations for his opinions?

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  On 5/9/2015 at 6:38 PM, beerwolf said:

So it struck me today that Fantano gave Syro a 6, Tomorrows Harvest a 6 and Damogen Furies a 6. Thats one tiny notch above the middle ground.

 

I had to double check these but I was correct.

 

Is this Wanker still asking for donations for his opinions?

 

he gave Ben Frost's Aurora a 5 as well. the dude just doesn't seem to "get" electronic music, really.

  On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said:

Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes.

 

I never much cared for the guy. So what are some high scoring albums?

Don't waste your time replying, I don't really care enough. His reviews are all biased and his bias isn't very in sync with mine.

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Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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yeah, his electronic music reviews suck.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 5/9/2015 at 10:43 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 5/9/2015 at 10:09 PM, usagi said:

yeah, his electronic music reviews suck.

 

He gave Exai 8/10

  On 2/20/2015 at 10:50 AM, Phlexunger said:

 

  On 2/10/2015 at 7:12 AM, bitroast said:

a youtube channel digging into the depths of underground unsigned music found on forums and soundcloud and bandcamp, providing insights and exposing talent would be interesting.

rehashing the same albums that appear on every other music site (*cough* pitchfork) and providing just your own opinion on the albums... i legitimately don't get the point. especially in the day and age of youtube/spotify where to get the gist of an album all it takes is a quick search and you can hear samples or .. yknow,,... the full thing streaming somewhere, what good is one persons opinion? unless you are super duper in line with the guys opinions and find yourself agreeing with his reviews all the time and find him to be a reliable means of getting music recommendations on good new albums, i 100% don't get the point of a music reviewer just reviewing the same old albums everyone else already knows about and giving them an opinion.

Actually that would be dope

there is a tumblr that is dedicated to band findings on bandcamp

but a video blog like you described would be amazing

 

he just started following RecordLabelRecords on soundcloud i noticed, so maybe he's actually interested in doing that to a certain extent (not unsigned per se but definitely not in the pitchfork/boomkat club)

  On 5/12/2015 at 10:36 PM, digman said:

 

  On 5/9/2015 at 10:43 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 5/9/2015 at 10:09 PM, usagi said:

yeah, his electronic music reviews suck.

 

He gave Exai 8/10

 

 

my point stands. the final rating he gives is not the issue, it's that, while he talks clearly about the ideas in the music, he often misses the mark or just doesn't get some things. think of a cheese aficionado talking about wine.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

i don't get why people invest so much into his reviews. i no longer watch his channel now mainly because he doesn't seem to review anything i'm interested in, but when i did i found him pretty entertaining. i know he started doing intimate evening with anthony fantano (WARNING: extremely cringeworthy link attached) events where people are paying to go hear him rant, so it's actually not such a stretch to get the same suckers to pay for reviews.

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I've only seen his Syro and Exai reviews. Oh yeah, and the Caustic Window one, but I barely remember that.

What I found weird about the Syro review is how he greatly praised most of the tracks for the most part, called Xmas eve a "Monster" even. Based off of what he was saying most of the time you'd guess an 8 or 9. But it got a 6. Oh yeah, I remember Deadmau5's last album getting a 7 or and 8 or something.

Half the Exai review he talked about how special you had to be to 'get' the music. So I dunno.

  On 5/13/2015 at 2:57 AM, roasty said:

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He forgot his cape

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  On 5/13/2015 at 5:46 AM, beerwolf said:

 

  On 5/13/2015 at 2:57 AM, roasty said:

oXuIsdl.jpg

 

He forgot his cape

 

 

The haircut looks like he is slowly turning into Richie Hawtin

  On 2/20/2015 at 11:16 AM, Phlexunger said:

nice!

 

  On 5/13/2015 at 3:29 AM, Nebraska said:

intimate evening with anthony fantano (WARNING: extremely cringeworthy link attached)

:wtf:

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Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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Just so you know I started downloading tons of stuff from Bandcamp WATMMers and various other home grown non pitchfork elite places with the intention of doing some reviews of them on my Yo Look What I Found channel and then two things happened

One I remembered I am a wage slave to my shithead corporate job

Two my future wife and family requires a lot of attention

and

Three I can't get enough time to edit and upload the videos

also there is a bit of apprehension in there because reviewing things is kind of useless

but I do want to big up the people on here whose albums I have been enjoying as well as

shed light on my bandcamp findings

 

Anyhow

soon I will get around to throwing up a few videos


PS these pics of Fantano are killing me

I use drum machines mainly MPC's - Roasty: Are you Black ?

  On 5/13/2015 at 9:01 AM, fletcher said:

 

  On 5/13/2015 at 5:46 AM, beerwolf said:

 

  On 5/13/2015 at 2:57 AM, roasty said:

oXuIsdl.jpg

 

He forgot his cape

 

 

The haircut looks like he is slowly turning into Richie Hawtin

 

lol

  • 3 years later...

I couldn't find a perfect thread to post this in and didn't want to start a thread for it, but felt I had to share.

 

This keeps popping up on my facebook feed as a suggested page for me...

 

https://www.facebook.com/cmaanthonyfantano/
 

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