WATMM awards

I remember when I was lurking here 2012/11 you guys did some awards for best post/gayest member shit like that, whatever happened to that tradition?

Jedy won it all and it was thus deemed pointless.

Gayest? You mean on the Kinsey Scale?

  On 3/10/2015 at 10:42 AM, tec said:

Jedy won it all and it was thus deemed pointless.

can't we do it again tho it would be cool, I don't want to take any responsibility for it tho, maybe winning iunno

hypnoboobs ^TM

any plans for a pulsating sloth award?

best signature

most troon

dumbest thread

most boc fanboy

etc

We grew up.

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

taller than ever b4

*grows down*

best boobs?

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

ooooh yeah. I've seen some posts and threads from 6-8 years ago. Dunno if I'd be able to stomach WATMM from way back when :). They're not all bad by any stretch, but still.

Snipthetipbot

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:11 PM, Brisbot said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

ooooh yeah. I've seen some posts and threads from 6-8 years ago. Dunno if I'd be able to stomach WATMM from way back when :). They're not all bad by any stretch, but still.

 

you are evil

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:11 PM, Brisbot said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

ooooh yeah. I've seen some posts and threads from 6-8 years ago. Dunno if I'd be able to stomach WATMM from way back when :). They're not all bad by any stretch, but still.

 

false

that watmm is dead and buried

*single tear*

Worlds Most Johnson

watmm awards:

most humorless autist: everyone

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:47 PM, Salvatorin said:

watmm awards:

most humorless autist: everyone

that went quickly

Less fart scrolling more awards

Jedy's just going to win again, dude. He always wins.

  On 3/10/2015 at 10:42 AM, tec said:

Jedy won it all and it was thus deemed pointless.

hairiest balls?

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:14 PM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:11 PM, Brisbot said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

ooooh yeah. I've seen some posts and threads from 6-8 years ago. Dunno if I'd be able to stomach WATMM from way back when :). They're not all bad by any stretch, but still.

 

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  On 8/5/2006 at 11:48 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

 

QUOTE (my usernames always really suck @ Aug 5 2006, 01:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS INVITED TO A TAPING OF CNN'S CROSSFIRE TO DISCUSS MY OPINIONS ON THE ISRAELI-LEBANON CONFLICT WHICH, AS A MONEY-MONGERING MATZO BALLER WITH A DRESS FOR STYLE, IS INDISPENSABLY IMPORTANT TO ME. I WOULD SHOW THEM INSTEAD THAT I WAS TO EXPRESS MY OPINIONS NOT ON TELEVISION BUT RATHER ZIMMER STYLE. AFTER PADDLING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN FROM FLORIDA IN ONLY 15 MINUTES IN MY BEST DAPPER SUIT, I ARRIVED ON A NUDE BEACH IN NORTHERN ISRAEL, TO WHICH A FLIRTATIOUS FULL-BOSOMED FEMALE FRUMMER APPROACHED ME AS SHE BEAMED HER BULBOUS BOUNCING BREASTS OF BESTIAL BOSOMED BIRR IN MY DIRECTION. TO HER AGHAST SURPRISE SHE SUDDENLY KNEW GEORGE ZIMMER HAD ARRIVED AS SHE WITNESSED THE SOARING SPECTACLE OF MY TAN TATTERED TORN TROUSERS TEARING FROM MY TIGER-LIKE LEGS AS I COULD BARELY CONTAIN MY MASSIVE MINGE-MINCER PALPITATED PROFUSELY WITH VIRILE VENATION AS ITS GIRTH GREW TO GIANT PROPORTIONS JUST IN TIME TO BLOCK A SERIES OF MISSILES LAUNCHED BY THE CROOKED CAMEL-COCK SODOMITES FROM LEBANON. HAVING LEFT BUT A MERE INFINITESIMAL DENT IN MY VERTICAL TOWERING VAGINA-TWIRLER, I LAUGHED AS THE SENSATION OF THE IMPACT ERUPTED A TORRENT OF DELICIOUS DONG DROPS OF OPALESCENT MAN-MILK THAT DELUGED THE DUPABLE DENIZENS OF DAMASCUS OUT OF THEIR GOO-COATED DECKHOUSES, PROMPTLY INSEMINATING EVERY REMAINING MUSLIM MATRON WITH FUTURE GENERATIONS OF JUICY JEW GENETICS.. AS I AIMED MY LAST REMAINING LIQUID SHOT FROM MY CYCLOPIAN MAN-CANNON FORTY-NINE HOURS LATER, THE JILTED JEWESS WITH THE UNDULATING UDDERS TURNED OUT TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF THE ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER AS SHE PROMPTLY THANKED ME FOR SPARING HER THE UNPARAGONED HONOR OF BEING PITILESSLY PENETRATED BY ZIMMER'S RAGING RAPE-ROCKET. HER FAGGOT FATHER, THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL, PROMPTLY THANKED ME FOR DESTROYING THE REST OF HEZBOLLAH AND THE ENTIRETY OF LEBANON AS THEY GRIEVOUSLY GARROTED GRADUALLY ON MY GALLANT FLOOD OF JEW-GOO THAT SPILLED THE BODIES OF TEN THOUSAND TERRORIST TOWELHEADS INTO THE MEDITERRANEAN OCEAN TURNED MILKY WITH A NEW GENERATION OF FERTILIZED SHARK CAVIAR AND A NEW GREEK SEAFOOD CUISINE WAS BORN. CNN'S RATINGS ROCKETED TO RESPLENDENT HEIGHTS THAT RUPTURED EVERY NIELSEN RATING BOX IN THE WORLD. THE NEWS COMPANY'S CEOS LIKED THE WAY IT LOOKED. I GUARANTEE IT.

 

 

 

 

Fucking hell, I used to lurk on watmm back in the day but I don't remember this. Wololol.

  On 3/11/2015 at 3:09 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 10:42 AM, tec said:

Jedy won it all and it was thus deemed pointless.

 

hairiest balls?

 

You'd better believe it boy, woo you better believe it.

*gazes thoughtfully into the distance*

Just realised, were you referring to the thread where people posted pics of their balls on top of their monitors? I sometimes miss old watmm.

I got to win the prize for most miserable...and if I don't...I will be miserable.

Too bad all the members who could have won the "most annoying member" award have already been banned