WATMM awards

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These Music Maker awards could work in this modern era with a little spicing up of the categories for 2015...

Most Defensive,

Most Pretentious Keyboard Basher,

Most Shambolic Train Wreck Of a Man,

Most Cliched Hipster,

Emptiest Female,

Best Joke Teller,

Best Glitch/Ambient Artiste in EKT,

Most Forthright and Noble,

Best Debut Appearance by A Reddit Newcomer,

Redruth Lifetime Achievement Award For Most Standoffish Misplaced Human in the Modern World Trying To Find it's Identity,

Most Consistent Ass,

 

etc.

 

Poll it

  On 3/11/2015 at 7:06 PM, StocKo said:

Too bad all the members who could have won the "most annoying member" award have already been banned

nope lol

 

I'm still here.

 

edit: wait...actually that was "worst new member". Kanakori beat me.

Edited March 11, 2015 by StephenG

  On 3/11/2015 at 10:21 PM, Schlitze said:

Redruth Lifetime Achievement Award For Most Standoffish Misplaced Human in the Modern World Trying To Find it's Identity,

lol

its

404 - identity not found

troooooon

  On 3/11/2015 at 6:44 PM, tec said:

 

  On 3/11/2015 at 3:09 AM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 10:42 AM, tec said:

Jedy won it all and it was thus deemed pointless.

 

hairiest balls?

 

 

You'd better believe it boy, woo you better believe it.

 

*gazes thoughtfully into the distance*

 

Just realised, were you referring to the thread where people posted pics of their balls on top of their monitors? I sometimes miss old watmm.

 

 

haha i don't remember that thread, must have been after i left (because i changed jobs, could no longer browse watmm at work, and couldn't be bothered to do it at home).

 

 

I would like to see an award go to the Biggest Vaporwave Hater Besides Alco

worst threadcrafter

best threadcrafter

best context continuator

  On 3/12/2015 at 11:54 AM, Phoenix said:

worst threadcrafter

best threadcrafter

best context continuator

these will all be won by the same person

The winner of the WATMM 2015 worst thread goes to

bump and 

 

  On 3/12/2015 at 1:44 PM, fletcher said:

The winner of the WATMM 2015 worst thread goes to

thanks

 

there is still time for a watmm awards 2016 guys lets do it! 

I remember just barely losing "Worst New Member" in 2012 to .... I think it was Gmanyo. edit: no wait I'm an idiot I've already made this post halfway up the page lol... Kanakori. derp

 

I should have won goddamnit

Edited December 14, 2016 by Bulk VanderHooj

• Member most likely to die first in a Zombie apocalypse survival scenario

Thread that needs closing down

Most missed banned member

Best neckbeard

Best new member

Biggest member meltdown of the year

Most autist

  On 12/14/2016 at 11:19 PM, fletcher said:

 

• Member most likely to die first in a Zombie apocalypse survival scenario
• Thread that needs closing down
• Most missed banned member
• Best neckbeard
• Best new member
• Biggest member meltdown of the year
• Most autist

 

 

• Best List

Most likely to "LimpyLoo" a thread

sweet, now that limpyloo and blank have posted ere this will most likely happen 

 

take that joypapa watmm has grown my ass!!

 

 

 

Edited December 14, 2016 by MIXL2

  On 12/14/2016 at 11:28 PM, Blank said:

Hoojest swole: Bulk 

 

lolllll  

start the polls for choosing categories and the rest rolls from there innit   

  On 12/14/2016 at 11:48 PM, MIXL2 said:

start the polls for choosing categories and the rest rolls from there innit   

 

no u

 

>=(

but im broke

 

i cannot start the polls 

 

oh =(

 

I didn't realize that was a feature of ekt membership!

 

sorries

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:13 PM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 3/10/2015 at 4:10 PM, Joyrex said:

We grew up.

taller than ever b4

 

 

Congratulations, MIXL2!

 

You have won the ~WATMM Reply Award~ for March 11, 2015, 12:13 AM (Tokyo time).

 

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