worlds first penis transplant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219

pretty cool. Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity

Game changer.

  On 3/13/2015 at 11:34 PM, rixxx said:

 

Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity

*Shots Fired*

  On 3/13/2015 at 11:34 PM, rixxx said:

Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity

HA ITS FUNNY COS WE MEN NOT HAVE SEX.

Wait, I don't get it ...

just signed up.should be fucking millionaire daughters in no time. thanks

anyone wanna trade for the hell of it?

  On 3/13/2015 at 11:50 PM, andihow said:

anyone wanna trade for the hell of it?

i'll bundle in some magic cards.

nah for rea lthough bless these people who are suffering.

Do you have YOUR Boner Card?

(couldn't be bothered to photoshop correct spelling)

On a related note, stay away from the bananas at Tesco!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html

  On 3/14/2015 at 12:03 AM, Rubin Farr said:

On a related note, stay away from the bananas at Tesco!!

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html

Or indulge as the case may be....

Also from the other article:

  Quote

"If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead, if you give a penis back you can bring them back to life."

imagine being a nurse and handing the doctor a flaccid penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho

What if they didn't sew it back on right and it flew off like a deflating balloon during boner time

what if something goes wrong and the flaccid penis is erect size and the erect penis is flaccid size

So, in theory if one wanted to upgrade their dick they could purchase a brand new one now?

  On 3/13/2015 at 11:43 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 3/13/2015 at 11:34 PM, rixxx said:

Hey watmm, you could do this to lose your virginity

 

HA ITS FUNNY COS WE MEN NOT HAVE SEX.

Wait, I don't get it ...

WATMM is ~three women and a shit load of middle aged dads tho...

i feel like if you are an idm fan as a woman you should be given a penis transplant

You can't get a new fuckstick just because you aren't satisfied with your current one. This surgery will only be open to guys like Bobbit and that guy in China a few weeks ago who was running down the street naked screaming ''Wheres my dick at?'' (his wife had bit it off and threw it out the window). With this surgilogical breakthrough will eunuchs be able to get their beans back? Surgeons can make a clit out of the male bratwurst by dicking around with the banjo string and sewing the nerves into the groin at the pubic bone. The schlong transplant was the next logical step.

dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant?

  On 3/14/2015 at 2:24 AM, marf said:

dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant?

how does the penis reject the transplant, does it fuck you up the ass???????

  On 3/14/2015 at 2:24 AM, marf said:

dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant?

Generally you have to take immunosuppressant drugs as your body views it as an invader yeah

  On 3/14/2015 at 2:48 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 3/14/2015 at 2:24 AM, marf said:

dont you have to take heavy meds so the body doesnt reject a transplant?

Generally you have to take immunosuppressant drugs as your body views it as an invader yeah

So getting a penis transplant turns you into a radical feminist?

lol @ one of the subheadings in the article just being "LONG."

Real fucking mature, BBC.

haha, I said "BBC"

  On 3/14/2015 at 3:17 AM, baph said:

lol @ one of the subheadings in the article just being "LONG."

 

Real fucking mature, BBC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha, I said "BBC"

hahaha nice

"There have been attempts before, including one in China. Accounts suggested the operation went fine, but the penis was later rejected."

How'd they botch the circumcision that badly?