worlds first penis transplant

i don't really want to think about it too much Danny

but unfortunately I have.... surely must have been micropeen to begin with and utensils used were too large

haha penis

  On 3/14/2015 at 1:45 AM, hoggy said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho

You beat me to it. This song is protesting EXACTLY what necessitated the transplant in the first place.

Don't let Chunk be your dick doctor, he'll put it back on upside down.

can i have two?

  On 3/14/2015 at 4:07 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

How'd they botch the circumcision that badly?

innit, like..sorry isnt just the skin? pretty awful.

Must be creepy to have someone else's penis? can't they grow them on a rat's back or some shit?

In other really creepy shit that involves cutting penises news.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304793/Two-babies-stricken-HERPES-ritual-oral-blood-sucking-circumcision-New-York-City.html

_{The latest cases bring the count to 13 infants since 2000, two of which suffered brain damage and two died from the virus which can rapidly spread throughout its body.}

Man, I'm happy I was born with the body of a Greek God. I don't get these mortal issues people are having. All of my heads are perfect the way they are!

All of your heads are perfect? You give heads?

Last night I dreamt having the alien penis syndrome though. Scary stuff. It had a will of its own and could storm through my pants to the outside world at any moment he wished. The horror on people's faces was priceless.

All of them goDel.

Men have a penis, and women have a vagina!

  On 3/14/2015 at 4:07 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

How'd they botch the circumcision that badly?

Can't imagine the procedure done by these tribes are all that sophisticated.

is rasputin's taken? i got dibs

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Men have a penis, and women have a vagina!

I think you mean men have penises, and women have vaginas. Plural.

THIS TOPIC IS DEAD LOL

I think he was quoting Kindergarten Cop

Who cares about the first transplant, let's see the biggest transplant!

i think its medically groundbreaking on two things at once, since a penis transplant is equal to a brain transplant