Need to get cool

Turn your country into a huge alchemy circle, sacrifice their lives and live forever. Wait... how to be cool? Good question. I have no clue.

By making this thread you have been excluded from our cool club forever, sorry dude.

i know how i achieved it when i was 13, new rocks boots, a leather duster coat, and sunglasses.

oh, forgot a vital element, a satanic ice hockey shirt, xxxl

  On 5/8/2015 at 3:13 PM, messiaen said:

oh, forgot a vital element, a satanic ice hockey shirt, xxxl

Oh god, I was rocking that look until I was at least 17.

Try wearing nothing but black, and stylish glasses. Ride a bike and give it a name. Something catchy like a famous horse that's also used in an AFX track.

You'll be throwing your seed around town in no time. However, this will not improve your musical career.

Stand next to me, you'll look cooler by default

  On 5/8/2015 at 5:05 PM, tec said:

 

  On 5/8/2015 at 3:13 PM, messiaen said:

oh, forgot a vital element, a satanic ice hockey shirt, xxxl

 

Oh god, I was rocking that look until I was at least 17.

 

 

I specifically remember finally being able to afford that beast and wearing it to my year 9 non-uniform day, thinking i was so fucking cool.

  On 5/8/2015 at 3:49 PM, Djeroek said:

"The relationship between an individual & a social norm is cultural process"

( Hodder, 1982)

never speak

every so often the power wagon rolls around, you know what i mean, and it looks at me and nudges its head saying 'cmon' and i usually sabotage myself before i can juice the glory. with a 'psh' , an eyeroll and a kiss of its own teeth, it speeds away and gathers more people who look and sound like a fashion student's corkboard. i could have had it all, vip sections and playing humble. instead i have to really be humble i.r.l.

  On 5/8/2015 at 3:13 PM, messiaen said:

i know how i achieved it when i was 13, new rocks boots, a leather duster coat, and sunglasses.

oh, forgot a vital element, a satanic ice hockey shirt, xxxl

Become an admin on an internet forum

  On 5/8/2015 at 5:07 PM, patternoverlap said:

androgyny is always cool

The passing air cools the windshield. You can use your defroster fan and the windshield will cool the air bouncing off it so you can get cooled air without using the air-conditioner, which uses up gas.

cool story bro