Happy 4th of July!

congrats murca

happy burger king day

  On 7/4/2015 at 9:54 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

ahh the green dragon tavern.. i got so drunk at this place last christmas.. had like 10 beers and just as many oysters, then wandered the streets of boston like a maniac...happy fourth fellow patriots!

:L

2edgy4m

Didn't Putin insult the one Dubya did of him?

Nm fuccboi shitpost

hahaha!

  On 7/5/2015 at 5:57 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

fucking pure gold this is!

just to say us Brits burned down the White House in 1814 and we'll do it again if you dont export & extend Cracker Barrell franchises pronto

Post pictures from your 4th of July shenanigans

you ok man.

Bush couldn't have been cumming, he was painting. One hand holding the paintbrush the other holding...wait. Are you suggesting he jacked up his beaver lever to use as a makeshift easel? This guy was more resourceful than many give him credit for. His painting of himself in the shower he's droppin insane loads, a president has never cum so stoopidly hard since Eisenhower. We can see this by the way the angles of reflection in the mirror don't match. He transcended time and space with his orgasm.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3150053/Police-Man-shoots-firework-head-dies.html

Man dies after strapping fireworks mortar to his head and setting it off

Americuhhhhhhhhh??

What did he expect tbh...

  On 7/6/2015 at 1:19 AM, Schlitze said:

His painting of himself in the shower he's droppin insane loads, a president has never cum so stoopidly hard since Eisenhower.

agreed

Boooo patriotism.  Might still find a high point to observe the multitude of fireworks displays on the distant horizon.  That's always kind of neat.