dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Kale. PBR. PBR. Kale. this is what my life has become. PBR for nutrition, Kale for survival. Or is it the other way around? At this point, I'm not even sure. After two weeks this diet has shaved 5 lbs and countless years off my husky frame. I need to lose 15 more before any watmmer sees me in the flesh, let alone rob and sean, pls This might sound crazy. Unhealthy, unwise. You might think lil d-lo has lost his IDM marbles. Just you wait. When the first sounds of ae's genius hit us, grouped together in that dingy masonic temple, you'll see a slender flash of light begin to gyrate uncontrollably. What is that? A person? All you can make out is a faint beer can moving; there seem to be several axes of rotation. Upon further inspection a sprig of kale might be caught among the ensuing tumult. If you put the pieces together you'll know. Ahh! Of course! After all he's been through, you'll think, we better let him have this moment. till soon - Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 dr lopez RIP 2015 "Before we could see him in the flesh, he turned to nothing but bones" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Swiss chard is where it's at, man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Any good Kale recipes? I'm assuming you must have a few if it's all you're eating! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ Edited July 8, 2015 by Kilgore Trout Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) if people didnt know you were a hipster, now they have confirmation .. PBfuckingR, some stereotypes are there for a reason. Edited July 8, 2015 by Deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 im on ketogenic and i get sick of it. and i can eat fried chicken thats double fried in oil thats been fried Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 On 7/8/2015 at 11:01 AM, Kilgore Trout said: http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ I am going to try this! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) On 7/8/2015 at 11:41 AM, Goiter Sanchez said: I am going to try this! its so easy... that website... i'm a cooking machine now! someone brought it up here on watmm awhile back and now i thank them. thank you. edit:that kale pastas way better with the egg too(over easy, but not too runny) Edited July 8, 2015 by Kilgore Trout Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barung Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I've only been eating pasta and drinking peroni since I was 13 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegoat Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 On 7/8/2015 at 11:39 AM, Kilgore Trout said: why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. >best beer I know this isn't a beer forum but come on man.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) well it's my favorite. not sure if your my friend or enemy right now... *fingers twitch near waist-side* Edited July 8, 2015 by Kilgore Trout Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QQQ Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 On 7/8/2015 at 11:39 AM, Kilgore Trout said: why do people drink paps? tastes like sweaty garbage. you can spend $.50-1.00 more to have beer that actually taste like beer. the best beer in this star systems' only two fifty for cryin' out loud. Good beer. Tastes like bananas. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Strawberry and taugenot flavored Viporbeam ice cream It's the autechre texture Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I've been living off chicken gizzards and durian fruit since I was 4 and now I look like the elephant man and you can too! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 did I stumble onto WATMM in another dimension Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide WeAreOceans's signature Hide all signatures On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said: Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 On 7/8/2015 at 11:01 AM, Kilgore Trout said: http://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/10/garlic-parmesan-kale-pasta/ budget bytes is amazing, my wife came across that site years ago and we've been eating cheap and well since Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 On 7/8/2015 at 4:02 AM, dr lopez said: Kale. PBR. PBR. Kale. This is like a summarized version of my diet tbh. Fruit + coffee + yogurt breakfast, sandwich or free office fast food at lunch, veggies and noodles for dinner with a beer. I'm a bit burned out on PBR, but i admit I like it. I used to keep that in the fridge fall/winter and Lonestar stocked spring/summer. There's a really cheap supermarket beer called FRIO I drink instead of water when I do yardwork. Anyway now I make a little more and drink craft beers mostly, but we just had a baby so I might go back to cheap beer. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I tried to eat uncooked "baby" kale a few times because it's supposed to be healthy and edible when raw. End result would have been the same if I swallowed laxative and glass. Fuck off, kale. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 papa this was autechre related and i only wanted people who go to the ae subforum to see it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 kale is best eaten when listening to gantz graf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide WeAreOceans's signature Hide all signatures On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said: Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Friend of mine in highschool went on a Twinkie/Kool Aid diet. He was completely lethargic, but lost a shitload of weight. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 none of this is true btw I eat loads of meat and drink exclusively fancy craft beer i was just excited about the lushness of dancing at an ae show Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 kale pls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/88092-im-on-a-strict-diet-of-kale-and-pbr/#findComment-2343470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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