I'm on a strict diet of kale and PBR

PBR is probably made from GM hops m8 so you still woulda got some grief from concious folk

Kale taste like shit

PBR taste like shit

That AMC show Rubicon had a character named Kale. Always thought that was a bit odd.

drop the pbr you fatty

have drunk PBR cos it was Frank Booth's favourite tipple, not the nicest but then merkins got a taste for Newcastle Brown which is fuckin rank enough w/out downing it in hot weather

yer a mentalist

PBR isn't that bad?

Not my first choice but it's just like any other mainstream beer (bud/kokanee etc) with a bit of extra malt?

axes of rotation

Kale is great. Dense in nutrients and life magic! When I lived in Florida, that shit cost like <$1 pound. I used to cut it up really thin and cook it with pasta.

And then everywhere I lived after that, it was expensive. Everyone should eat 5 pounds of kale a day.

I've worked in a couple different liquor stores over the years and I've never understood why SO many hipsters swear by PBR, (sure because of thier popularity with that crowd they've endorsed some hipster indie music scenes) BUT it's fucking shit beer... Is it just because it's cheap as hell? Idk about the rest of the country, but in Minnesota and Wisconsin it's really cheap for a flat of tallboys (16oz cans). That's not a good thing though, it tastes like dirt, and for the price there's far better options. Hell, if you wanna settle for cheap midwestern macrobrews at least get yourself some Grainbelt Premium. Grainbelt's FAR better in quality and taste and about the same damn price especially the Nordeast.

I fucking hate PBR

  On 7/9/2015 at 3:58 AM, cwmbrancity said:

have drunk PBR cos it was Frank Booth's favourite tipple, not the nicest but then merkins got a taste for Newcastle Brown which is fuckin rank enough w/out downing it in hot weather

Newcastle Brown is just the worst. I know all the real ale snobs look down on lager but goddamn Newcastle is worse than the blandest corporate lager.

anyone who chooses ale over lager on a hot day needs to sort their shit out

fucked up disliking a brew just cause it's made with a yeast that results in a crisp and refreshing drink

but the question is now.... is it more "hipster" to bitch about PBR and how grainbelt premium is FAR better in quality than PBR? Or do you just drink your PBR and move on, no questions asked. Status quo at this point. ftr I drink the fanciest, most irritating craft beer and bitch and whine about the mouthfeel and then i'll have a PBR tallboy and put a bunch of evan williams in it and get drunk. both are equally fun

If you wanna be cool, you gotta drink this out of a brown paper bag:

Stuff tastes like ass marinated in ass.

  On 7/9/2015 at 3:06 PM, dr lopez said:

but the question is now.... is it more "hipster" to bitch about PBR and how grainbelt premium is FAR better in quality than PBR? Or do you just drink your PBR and move on, no questions asked. Status quo at this point. ftr I drink the fanciest, most irritating craft beer and bitch and whine about the mouthfeel and then i'll have a PBR tallboy and put a bunch of evan williams in it and get drunk. both are equally fun

Maybe if you live in middle of nowhere iowa but in cities PBR is the hipster equivalent of a nazi wearing an swastika armband in public, meaning if a guy in skinny jeans is drinking a PBR thats an indication that the guy is up to no good

i did a blind taste test once with bud, bud light, coors, miller lite, miller high life, narragansett and pbr and pbr came last unequivocally last lol

  On 7/9/2015 at 3:58 AM, cwmbrancity said:

have drunk PBR cos it was Frank Booth's favourite tipple, not the nicest but then merkins got a taste for Newcastle Brown which is fuckin rank enough w/out downing it in hot weather

 

you cray, newfie is wicked.

  On 7/9/2015 at 8:28 PM, chassis said:

 

  On 7/9/2015 at 3:58 AM, cwmbrancity said:

have drunk PBR cos it was Frank Booth's favourite tipple, not the nicest but then merkins got a taste for Newcastle Brown which is fuckin rank enough w/out downing it in hot weather

 

you cray, newfie is wicked.

 

I posted a pic of a dozen or so nice session craft beers I got for my birthday years ago and among them was a single bottle Newcastle, with a goody "imported" sticker to boot, was in the picture as well. I had no idea it was such a entry level beer until then.

Fun fact, newcastle is brewed by heineken

in a toilet

i remember a guy at uni in halls was a proper geordie, like. we went out and he bought us all newky browns. we asked him why he likes it and he said 'because all the water comes from the tooooon'

most people left theirs

  On 7/9/2015 at 8:39 PM, Kilgore Trout said:

in a toilet

that's why it's newcastle "brown"

Its a nice ale, there's way better out there, there's also way worse.

I'm not surprised they left them, it's awful.

he said it with a real fervour in his eyes