why is my mac so slow/??//?

why

i have a mac

bronies.

My mac is fast as fuck and almost three years old, so I dunno. Depends on what's going on in your mac's pants.

Sometimes safari blows, but it's not like you can't just use something else. Or change yer DNS settings or some shit.

When in doubt, blame it on a flash exploit, lol

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:20 AM, baph said:

My mac is fast as fuck and almost three years old, so I dunno. Probably depends on which Mac you have, like with every other manufacturer/ecosystem.

 

Sometimes safari blows, but it's not like you can't just use something else. Or change yer DNS settings or some shit.

 

 

When in doubt, blame it on a flash exploit, lol

is it possible that i need a new mainframe? im not a very technological guy you know, i heard the word mainframe in a movie and now when the computer is slow or not working at all i blame the mainframe

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:23 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:20 AM, baph said:

My mac is fast as fuck and almost three years old, so I dunno. Probably depends on which Mac you have, like with every other manufacturer/ecosystem.

 

Sometimes safari blows, but it's not like you can't just use something else. Or change yer DNS settings or some shit.

 

 

When in doubt, blame it on a flash exploit, lol

is it possible that i need a new mainframe? im not a very technological guy you know, i heard the word mainframe in a movie and now i think thats what's wrong with computers everytime

I think it's probably the vacuum tubes or a bad punch card.

i dont know what any of that means and my mac its too slow to google, ill scrap it for metal.

try installing windows

You could try creating a GUI interface in visual basic to track the killers bugs.

a window just popped-up saying my CPU was, as they put it, "off the charts", i guess thats slang for very high

do i have to buy a fan to keep the cpu cool?

Cybergremlins

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:55 AM, Deer said:

a window just popped-up saying my CPU was, as they put it, "off the charts", i guess thats slang for very high

 

do i have to buy a fan to keep the cpu cool?

Give it some snacks, and stop giving it so much dank memes.

Epibrate your bmovl-filter and rehash your overlays.

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:55 AM, Deer said:

a window just popped-up saying my CPU was, as they put it, "off the charts", i guess thats slang for very high

 

do i have to buy a fan to keep the cpu cool?

did the window also say rolflmao?

my mac does overheat, so i advise you to get an actual fan (not a cpu fan) and place it behind your mac. you'll also feel like you're the guy from shinobi 3 in that stage where you ride a horse at full speed and the wind blows on your face

i'm tempted to post a picture of my actual setup because the only difference is the fan is in front of the mac and not behind it

Have you tried sand?

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:09 AM, Deer said:

why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMP4PF3DNg8

  On 7/16/2015 at 6:52 AM, Nebraska said:

 

  On 7/16/2015 at 12:09 AM, Deer said:

why

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMP4PF3DNg8

 

lol, types in the URL on a Mac OS

honestly you should just try talking to your mac for once

it wouldn't kill you

and flowers would be nice

Have you tried installing some speed holes? If not I'd recommend installing some speed holes.

delete Win32

Probably blown a head gasket.

Should have bought a Mach instead, much faster.

Sorry guys my mac was not going slow i was just impatient, went to the mac store and the guy told me " its running fine fuck off"

"Try my product"

  On 7/16/2015 at 10:23 AM, psn said:

Should have bought a Mach instead, mach faster.