why is my mac so slow/??//?

you probably don't have enough dll's, download more from here: http://www.dll-files.com/

Seal it in a plastic bag with some pork fried rice. It will get faster in 4 days.

Take it for a nice meal and sweet talk it real smoooth~

May I suggest injecting a slurry of sodiumcyanoborohydride into the pineal rectum of the exhaust port of your digital breakfast vision spectrophotometer. It congeals nicely with the turbidoplasm mudbutt motor chorus chromatopepticle.

edit: maybe it doesn't have a donk on it.

put a donk on it

- stick it in the freezer

- swim in the ocean with it

- air it out every night

if that doesn't work you'll have soak it for 1 hour or so in cold water and add 1 cup of vinegar and woolite dark

sick fades on my imac

selvedge cd drive

Sand.

real answer:

usually the problem with a slow mac is to do with a fragmented RAM bus. the best way to rectify this is to first boot the mac into the engineer settings (ensuring you hold down CMD + Esc obviously) and immediately running the library refresh protocol WITHOUT the original DVD. once OS X has initiated a new breakout kernel, you need to plug in a FAT32 formatted USB drive and copy the contents of .user/logs onto that. when the countdown appears, don't panic, but do make sure you reset the system clock before it reaches zero or you will need to execute a time consuming partition error review. if you have done everything correctly, OS X will run a short .ini file checksum then request you enter the administrator lock code. punch this in 7 times as normal and all should be fixed.

if this doesn't work let me know as i may have another workaround.

Delete some of that 4k Reality Kings content.