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one of my fb friends had expressed his hatred of minions, and its now turned into a meme to troll him with minions whenever possible. Poor bloke

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

https://www.facebook.com/AudioAnimalsStudio/videos/711341762343122/?fref=nf

 

 

 

not sure if theres a way to embed fb videos, but while i was typing my post he has literally been trolled with a minion synth video

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

http://eveningharold.com/2015/07/28/fears-grow-for-woman-who-only-communicates-in-minions-quotes/

 

Fears grow for woman who only communicates in Minion quotes

 

Villager Pauline Regan is now in her thirteenth week of using social media solely to post Minion quotes leaving friends and family concerned for her welfare, and wondering if she’ll ever regain her sense of humour.

“It’s basically a nightmare,” Pauline’s close friend Tina Stephens told us. “Maybe at first I chuckled at the odd one or two however for weeks Pauline’s posted nothing else. Whenever anyone asks her to stop she posts a Minion in a dress captioned ‘Lol, you’re one in a Minion’.

We asked Pauline to comment but only got a laughing Minion with ‘I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition’ written next to it in response.

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

Yesterday in Manchester airport I saw a full-grown man, at least in his 40s, wearing a minions shirt. And not a subtle little design or anything, but a shirt with a big picture of a minion printed over the entire front. He didn't even have a kid with him. I wanted to photograph it, but I also didn't want him to see me taking a photo of him.

Proof that Hollywood doesn't need writers, or a plot, or a script, or integrity to make millions of $$ off of its stupid citizens. Aren't these just Fraggle Rock Dozers?

 

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I was up in the cunt-end of nowhere in Donegal at the weekend, getting away from it all, no internet, etc, etc. Was driving along an obscenely narrow country road and turned a corner and sitting at the edge of a house were were two piles of car tyres painted to look like minions, it was a genuinely soul-crushing moment.

Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association:

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did you crash into them

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

a friend I was trying to meet up with last night sent me a minion gif.

 

needless to say we didn't meet up, I blocked him, deleted his number and his messages and his pics, unfriended him on FB, and then went home and took a long shower.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 8/5/2015 at 2:49 AM, usagi said:

a friend I was trying to meet up with last night sent me a minion gif.

 

needless to say we didn't meet up, I blocked him, deleted his number and his messages and his pics, unfriended him on FB, and then went home and took a long shower.

 

 

 

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  On 8/5/2015 at 2:36 AM, usagi said:

did you crash into them

 

Hell no, that's playing right into their hands

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https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain

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