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"Give me the... Give me the ball. Give me the ball!"

"FINE! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine! Kill the bitch. Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife. Kill the bitch. Put it in. Bitch! Kill the bitch! Kill her!"

"Susan, have a drink. Have a couple of drinks. It's a party."

"OH NO! AAH! Ah, you stupid dog! AH, YA STUPID DOG!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I was looking forward to a nice quiet cup of coffee, BUT NOW I'M AWAKE!"

"But that's in control of our entire missile defense system!"

"Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*."

"Thank God, it's Friday!"

"Ma'am, what is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascan fruit tree bat?"

"With the exception of you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition."

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement."

 

help me! can't... stop... quoting...

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  On 8/10/2015 at 3:13 PM, MDM Chaos said:

help me! can't... stop... quoting...

Lawnmower Man II

I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily.

you'll never get dis huan...

 

"Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano."

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"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it.... Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."

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  On 8/10/2015 at 3:44 PM, MDM Chaos said:

you'll never get dis huan...

 

"Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano."[/size]

Nice use of imdb hyperlinks !

I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily.

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  On 8/10/2015 at 3:13 PM, MDM Chaos said:

"Give me the... Give me the ball. Give me the ball!"

"FINE! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine! Kill the bitch. Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife. Kill the bitch. Put it in. Bitch! Kill the bitch! Kill her!"

"Susan, have a drink. Have a couple of drinks. It's a party."

"OH NO! AAH! Ah, you stupid dog! AH, YA STUPID DOG!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I was looking forward to a nice quiet cup of coffee, BUT NOW I'M AWAKE!"

"But that's in control of our entire missile defense system!"

"Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*."

"Thank God, it's Friday!"

"Ma'am, what is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascan fruit tree bat?"

"With the exception of you and canned cling peaches I'd be hard pressed to find anyone or anything that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition."

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement."

 

help me! can't... stop... quoting...

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 3:27 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 1:34 PM, AWW said:

"That ain't Lake Minnetonka"

 

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  On 8/10/2015 at 3:30 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 3:13 PM, MDM Chaos said:

help me! can't... stop... quoting...

Lawnmower Man II

 

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 3:44 PM, MDM Chaos said:

you'll never get dis huan...

 

"Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano."

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 3:49 PM, MDM Chaos said:

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it.... Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 4:23 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 3:44 PM, MDM Chaos said:

you'll never get dis huan...

 

"Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano."[/size]

Nice use of imdb hyperlinks !

 

 

Batman

  On 8/10/2015 at 2:48 PM, Timothy Forward said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 2:41 PM, BCM said:

Batman

 

Batman

 

 

Batman

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 5:20 PM, Phoenix said:

batman

" What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?"

"Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?"

"No! Marty! We've already agreed that having information about the future can be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, it can backfire drastically!"

"I'm from the future. I came here in a Time Machine that you invented. Now I need your help to get back to the year 1985."

"The appropriate question is, "*When* the hell are they?" You see, Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler! I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at precisely 1:21 a.m. and zero seconds, we shall catch up with him and the time machine."

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^ classic

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Aliens yet.

"Assholes and elbows!"

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 6:13 PM, iococoi said:

 

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Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!

 

 

 

Trading Places

i was just thinking this quote yesterday *puts on tinfoil hat, shakes fist*

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  On 8/10/2015 at 8:04 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 7:47 PM, patternoverlap said:

"Who are you?"

 

"I'm Batman."

 

Drop Dead Fred

 

 

Monkey Bone

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:25 PM, patternoverlap said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:17 PM, hello spiral said:

Damn.

 

Ok try this:

 

"holy rusted metal batman!"

 

Under the Cherry Moon?

 

 

Close

 

it's from The Witches of Eastwick

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:40 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:25 PM, patternoverlap said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:17 PM, hello spiral said:

Damn.

 

Ok try this:

 

"holy rusted metal batman!"

 

Under the Cherry Moon?

 

 

Close

 

it's from The Witches of Eastwick

 

 

That's the one with Jeff Goldblum as Ronald Reagan?

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:40 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:25 PM, patternoverlap said:

 

  On 8/10/2015 at 8:17 PM, hello spiral said:

Damn.

 

Ok try this:

 

"holy rusted metal batman!"

Under the Cherry Moon?

Close

 

it's from The Witches of Eastwick

That's the one with Jeff Goldblum as Ronald Reagan?

Batman
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