Funny Pictures Part IV - Funny Harder

  On 9/4/2015 at 5:29 PM, digman said:

^Critter of the Year™ as far as I'm concerned, the head shake seals the deal.

If they're not burrowing their way into some sand they're

I don't care what people say about the illuminati. If there truly are lizard people (no) then they're just way cooler than us and deserve to be in charge.

Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:01 PM, MDM Chaos said:

Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.

Pretty sound argument there. Maybe he shook himself violently out of the earth like that sand lizard too for the resurrection.

well i'll be damned, jesus was a fucking lizard.

Banksy pls

http://i.imgur.com/GlokX5G.gifv

http://imgur.com/gallery/GWvjn

Wow

  On 9/6/2015 at 10:23 PM, BCM said:

well i'll be damned, jesus was a fucking lizard.

  On 9/6/2015 at 10:37 PM, autopilot said:

No xbox controller??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! fuck this gay earth.

he's into "mobile" gaming

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:21 PM, yek said:

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

  On 9/6/2015 at 10:42 PM, Gocab said:

Banksy pls

lol, thought the same.

  On 9/6/2015 at 10:37 PM, autopilot said:

why doesn't he/she have any genitals?

because it identifies as a couch not a male or female obvs fyi byob bbc

  On 9/7/2015 at 10:35 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:21 PM, yek said:

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

Hail Sagan - Saying reptilian alien dudes are cool is not even funny. They're responsible for all the hardcore/violent/traumatic alien abductions, because they're assholes. Straight up assholes with no respect.

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:33 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 10:35 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:21 PM, yek said:

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:38 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:33 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 10:35 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:21 PM, yek said:

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

maybe he turned the ocean into wine then drank it all and walked there

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:55 PM, Hail Sagan said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:38 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 4:33 PM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 9/7/2015 at 10:35 AM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/6/2015 at 9:21 PM, yek said:

i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp

as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*

 

 

Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.

 

what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?

 

 

 

ah i get it now, this is completely feasible and i don't see how anyone could possibly refute it. Jesus was a Japanese ninja lizard.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he was a ninja turtle?

  On 9/7/2015 at 5:08 PM, Gocab said:

Are we ruling out the possibility that he was a ninja turtle?

can ninja turtles fly or walk on water?

If you set your mind to it nothing is impossible.