David Cameron put his knob in a dead pig's mouth

We've all done it, right lads?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

Or should that be spelt nob? It's difficult to tell.

Reinforces the theorem that most politicians are sacks of shit.

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University, eh...

Meh, so what.

Suspect there is lots worse that goes on at Oxford.

stop necro-zoophiliac shaming

Very true, we have all done some odd stuff in our time I imagine. Me, not quite like that level.

BUT, you wouldn't want, say, the dude on 4chan who stole a skull from some catacombs and skull fucked it for lols to run a country that you lived in? Or would you, I guess there are different ways to look at it.

Cameron is a chump though so this is welcome.

  On 9/21/2015 at 11:40 AM, fletcher said:

Meh, so what.

 

Suspect there is lots worse that goes on at Oxford.

tories, not even bothered by shagging dead animals.

The symbolism is astounding. Being PM of the UK is like having your knob in a dead pigs mouth. Everyone would tell you not to and that it's a joke even, but you and your sense of purpose know this is what you have to do to be able to deal with the humiliation of being the leading knob of a country.

* hats off *

  On 9/21/2015 at 11:45 AM, Chesney said:

Cameron is a chump though so this is welcome.

Innit.

I'm sure it will be dismissed as youthful shenanigans. Can you imagine the reaction by the right wing press if this had been Corbyn?

or a muslim immigrant? the mail would be braying for deportation, execution, and for sexual acts to be performed on the deceased organs as revenge.

Yeah people are gagging to get discredit Corbyn on something.

  On 9/21/2015 at 11:40 AM, fletcher said:

Meh, so what.

Different Man says meh, so what.

Isn't a beautiful that for some people face fucking a dead pig is "meh"

Even as non Brit I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing.

lol, i really hope this is true. I look forward to his press statement on the matter. I hope it is know as deadpigblowjobgate.

I just love this coming off the back of the Corbyn not singing the national anthem bollocks, it's fucking beautiful.

what a fucking ledge

Guardian's just caught up, bit more detail/meat here:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/david-cameron-pig-head-lord-ashcroft-unofficial-biography-drug-taking-claims

Edit: but wait there's more

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/piggate-hameron-twitter-react-david-cameron-pig-head-claims

  On 9/21/2015 at 12:47 PM, BCM said:

what a fucking ledge

absolute bants

bet they went for a cheeky nandos after and all

  On 9/21/2015 at 12:33 PM, tec said:

I just love this coming off the back of the Corbyn not singing the national anthem bollocks, it's fucking beautiful.

Cameron never mentioned this at PMQ last week.

I wonder if Corbyn will let #Hameron #piggate pass without making a pork related joke?

Lol, BBC being very diplomatic about reporting this... or quite a subtle joke?

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Ex-Conservative Party treasurer Lord Ashcroft says his new book about David Cameron is "not about settling scores"

The unauthorised biography, serialised in the Daily Mail, includes allegations about the PM's student days.

The former Tory donor admitted to having personal "beef" with the prime minister after not being offered a major job in the coalition government.

This is all so undignified, says dead pig oral sex guy:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/this-is-all-so-undignified-says-dead-pig-oral-sex-guy-20150921102132

  On 9/21/2015 at 9:58 AM, oscillik said:

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My first thought as well

David Hameron. Haha!

This is reminiscent of the Excalibur myth isn't it. But instead of a stone is a dead pig and instead of a sword is a penis

"He who puts the dick in the pig is the rightful king of all the land"