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  On 9/21/2015 at 1:11 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 9/21/2015 at 12:47 PM, BCM said:

what a fucking ledge

absolute bants

 

bet they went for a cheeky nandos after and all

oi oi!
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  On 9/21/2015 at 4:58 PM, BCM said:

 

  On 9/21/2015 at 1:11 PM, WeAreOceans said:

 

  On 9/21/2015 at 12:47 PM, BCM said:

what a fucking ledge

absolute bants

 

bet they went for a cheeky nandos after and all

 

oi oi!

 

not more n half a munt's trisser that one

 

 

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in his defense though, he was really really drunk and thought it was Kenneth Clarke. :emotawesomepm9:

 

 

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ITT: Corbyn fans suddenly decide that things they read in the Daily Express are automatically true.

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GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP

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As much as i think Cameron is a ham my disgruntlement lies with these old lords. Lord Ashcroft tried to buy tory love with his wealth to get himself inside politics and took offence to the subsequent shunning. I think it's time to get these Lords out of their stupid little chamber and back down the job centre. Corbyn's just recruited Lord Mike who sets fire to curtain's in posh hotels and can't offer any explanation and gets jailed for 8 months. Pomposity takes presidence over logic in the peers world. Get rid of 'em all and put the money back into building better train interiors.

Everybody knows Tories are a bunch of frat boys disguised in suits.

 

Cameron does a particularly good job disguising it with his whole schoolboy look.

 

Pig blowjob confirmed (by logic and common sense).

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Also, that is really abysmal reporting from the Express and Mail. They seem to be in competition who can be the most trashy and appeal to the most morons (in the absence of NotW). Real pile of shite.

  On 9/21/2015 at 7:16 PM, Schlitze said:

As much as i think Cameron is a ham my disgruntlement lies with these old lords. Lord Ashcroft tried to buy tory love with his wealth to get himself inside politics and took offence to the subsequent shunning. I think it's time to get these Lords out of their stupid little chamber and back down the job centre. Corbyn's just recruited Lord Mike who sets fire to curtain's in posh hotels and can't offer any explanation and gets jailed for 8 months. Pomposity takes presidence over logic in the peers world. Get rid of 'em all and put the money back into building better train interiors.

Yep, pretty much this.

 

Whilst pretty much all MPs just annoy me, the Lords really are the worst. The house of lords is the proper old boys club, the tyrannical higher echelons of british politics that hold the purse strings and the power.

 

 

As an aside;

 

Boris Johnson was also in the bullingdon club. I wonder if he fucked the same pig carcass?

Classic conservative plot to initiate discourse on dead-pig mouthrape, resulting in the normalisation of necro-bestiality.

Come on, like none of you have put your dong in a dead animals mouth?

 

nbd guyth

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Exactly

 

That would be a completely diff story.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Actually an important question needs to be asked.

 

How old was the dead pig? Was it of legal age/age of consent?

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/22/2015 at 12:07 AM, StephenG said:

Exactly

 

That would be a completely diff story.

 

well unless it was on some tour the world and eat local delicacies show, then it would be cheered on.

 

Also, cameron is an evil daftonaut for so many reasons, but a stupid club joining stunt is not something i would bother moaning about. It is marginally entertaining to consider though. "stick your cock in there david" "oh no, i'm not sure if i want to go through with this chaps" "DAVAAD get it in there you munce" .. "HAHAHAH, he actually did it, you're such a twat cameron" /group starts chanting twat and munce and all is well, he got in the club

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 9/21/2015 at 6:23 PM, Chesney said:

 

cassetteboy's done it again bwoyyyyy!

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

don't want to take away from Pigface fucking a pig in the mouth, however its interesting here in the states that the true story of George W Bush masturbating in a coffin that sat near the grave-robbed skull of Geronimo during a Skull & Bones initiation ritual never had legs enough to get headlines.

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