The minor epiphany thread

dont shit where you piss, thats what i always say

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:41 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:35 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

 

hahahahaha! *dry humps computer monitor*

 

*aquires a new specific niche fetish*

now look what you did

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:35 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

 

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

 

what about your penis tho lmao

  On 10/3/2015 at 12:09 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:35 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

what about your penis tho lmao

Genuine lol

  On 10/3/2015 at 12:09 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:35 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

 

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

 

 

what about your penis tho lmao

 

Do you mean like using it for standup comedy or puppetry etc?

Ha! Standup comedy...

Man.

While biking uphill I realized why bicycles are so popular in places like Copenhagen and Amsterdam. They are almost completely flat.

Imagine someplace that was only downhill.

  On 10/3/2015 at 9:55 PM, peace 7 said:

Imagine someplace that was only downhill.

  On 10/3/2015 at 9:55 PM, peace 7 said:

Imagine someplace that was only downhill.

Sounds like an Escher drawing.

Imagine an Escher roller coaster. Kickstart that shit

Laughing my pee fanny off

  On 9/29/2015 at 1:28 PM, Friendly Foil said:

 

  On 9/29/2015 at 10:19 AM, Candiru said:

A lot of art is totall bullshit. Your plumber might have better artistic sense than a lot of so-called artists, but he was more motivated to do something practical for a living. We romanticize artists too much.

 

A lot of them must think they automatically deserve a reward by taking a risk and doing something less tangible with their time. I see this sense of entitlement with a lot of self described creative types.

Best post.

 

yes

  On 10/3/2015 at 12:09 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:35 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 10/2/2015 at 6:26 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Confidence is 100x more important than looks.

 

(Another lesson I keep learning over and over and over...)

 

yeah, women are disgusting. They will fuck anything that makes them laugh.

 

 

what about your penis tho lmao

 

oh my god lol

So like...what DID come first: the chicken or the egg?

When I was 8 or so my father would pose this (and similar questions) to me

And only in the last couple years did I realize that there is actually an answer...

A near-identical question:

Who was the first human (and why were her parents not human)?

Now, these questions are indeed puzzling at first

Until you frame them in more familiar terms:

When does a child become an adult?

(18th birthday, perhaps? Then what about the day before that?)

Now, I actually understand (and partially sympathize)

with people who don't believe in (i.e. understand) evolution

Because this stuff is kinda oblique and counter-intuitive

It should be explained like

Imagine you take a photograph of yourself

Every day for your entire life

And then on your deathbed someone asks you

to point to the first picture where you were an adult

Or the first picture where you were middle-aged or elderly

Obviously every photograph is indistinguishable

from the ones before and after it

So this is impossible

But instead if you take a photograph of your self every 10 years

This suddenly becomes possible

The terms 'adult' and 'chicken' and 'human'

Are just approximate, course-grain categories

You will never have parents giving birth to baby of a different species

But the genetic drift over time blah blah blah...

So the answer to "chicken or the egg"

Requires conceptual analysis to answer

Not empirical analysis

So the (decidedly unsexy) answer is:

Depending of course on how you define 'chicken'

For instance if 'speciation' requires no longer being able to breed with recent cousins on the evolutionary tree

Due to genetic drift

(Although your parents still could)

Then the answer is 'the egg'

Even though you're still the same species as your parents

Which isn't the "chicken" species per se

Rather "chicken" is an approximate category like "adult"

Which is only useful for course-grain analysis and contrast

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tights are the fucking business

the egg came first, dinosaurs had eggs before chicken were invented. your arguement is invalid.

After realizing that my grandmother can rip bigger farts than a 300 lb redneck wearing a beer helmet at an NFL tailgate party, I've hypothesized that there comes a certain age in life where you stop giving a fuck altogether, and everyone else will perceive that as an endearing quality.

  On 9/29/2015 at 10:19 AM, Candiru said:

A lot of art is totall bullshit. Your plumber might have better artistic sense than a lot of so-called artists, but he was more motivated to do something practical for a living. We romanticize artists too much.

 

A lot of them must think they automatically deserve a reward by taking a risk and doing something less tangible with their time. I see this sense of entitlement with a lot of self described creative types.

I present to you, stress free jenga, risk of triggered 0.

when people play jenga, they should always take blocks off from the top, then there's no risk of making a mess by having it fall everywhere and as a bonus you can use the blocks removed from one jenga pile to build another, or perhaps put them back in their box as you go.

i want to be objectified, not rejectified ...

11:11

  On 10/2/2015 at 5:53 PM, MisterE said:

dont shit where you piss, thats what i always say

How inconvenient!