What are the BBC implying?

"Alternatively, if craft beer is to his taste, a hipster bar - the kind of place where the ale is hoppy, the beards are voluminous and the soundtrack is a Boards of Canada white label 12" that you're too mainstream to have ever heard before."

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34605724

Shouldn't this be in the 'New BOC is imminent' thread? Because this clearly indicates new BOC, doesn't it? :D

It does, it has to!

Someone got paid to write that, heh. wow.

Also probably presages more boards. hidden messages and all that.

my new job has it's offices situated above one such bar like this.

I can tell you, with 100% certainty, this is an accurate description.

  On 10/23/2015 at 1:47 PM, oscillik said:

my new job has it's offices situated above one such bar like this.

 

I can tell you, with 100% certainty, this is an accurate description.

lol, is the beer so hoppy that it makes you do this face.

nah this one

  On 10/23/2015 at 1:44 PM, delet... said:

Someone got paid to write that, heh. wow.

 

Also probably presages more boards. hidden messages and all that.

BBC Magazine is total shit for the most part.

  On 10/23/2015 at 1:55 PM, oscillik said:

nah this one

 

heh that's more my reaction to amber ale

Aye, hipsters moved away from BOC post TCH - Get with the times BBC !

Fired and missed diss on hipsters. That was a 2013 reference, there's no way hipsters would be talking about any music release that was older than 36-48 hours or a tastemaker darling.

lol you lot ..

I thought hipster bashing was no longer cool after that bunch of anti-hipster hipsters smashed up the cereal cafe and made hipster bashing mainstream.

when you're an oldschool hipster basher you don't have to worry about being though of as mainstream cause you always were. /quoffs mass produced beer whilst eating dominos pizza.

/also, i don't know what an hipster bar is, but if it was nicely appointed and the music wasn't shit i might go there as long as i didn't have to drink IPA, it's cheaper to drink alone at home though, and that way i don't have to get annoyed at bushy beards matched with stupid trendoid undercuts, plus i'm not in my 20s anymore so i'd probably get annoyed for no reason by the clientele due to being a cranky old cunt.

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  On 10/23/2015 at 6:28 PM, psn said:

that pretty much sums it up ... fuck the fucking bbc .. well it's news and political wing anyway. Gotta have my antiques roadtrip ...

If I walked into a poncey hipster pub, where all the punters were in skinny jeans, quaffing poncey grapefruit flavoured beer and the deejay put ona unkknown 12" whaite label of BOC. I'd nut the cunt, lift the needle, casually sleeve the record and walkk out. While giving evil eyes to everyone.

Nothing wood stop me

with spelling that atrocious, i'm not surprised they backed off.

If it was me i'd walk in and shout, "everybody on the floor, i've got a pun". /hipsters don't understand puns, they only know meme generators and the latest triggered tweets, "oh did you hear those hick american people don't want to hand over their guns." "oh i know, it's an abomination, they even parallel obama to the nazis" "gawd, so dumb, hor hor," "fnar fnar" "have you had your 15th vaccination this week?" .. "yes, for some reason my balls have shrunk, must be nothing to do with the vaccination though, they're perfectly safe, and it doesn't really bother me anyway now i fit into these slim chinos so much better" "oh yolo"..

Funnily enough I did see a perfect hipster bloke today in Saisburies.

He was a 5 ft tool...tall, ginger beard, slicked back brylcreemed ginger quiff, Parisian wool check (AMI? APC?WTAPS?)

shirt. In his basket was a carfeully selek choice of groceries and 2 bottles of Brewdog red and 2 bottles of Brewdog blue. It was so thought out and carfefully considered.

Looked like a right boring fucking cunt lol. He knew I was laughing at him. In my boiler suit and rigger boots, looking at page 3, and chewing on bet365 with my fucking tradesmen mates. Hard man bollock.

Hard Man Bollock

  On 10/23/2015 at 10:17 PM, beerwolf said:

Funnily enough I did see a perfect hipster bloke today in Saisburies.

 

He was a 5 ft tool...tall, ginger beard, slicked back brylcreemed ginger quiff, Parisian wool check (AMI? APC?WTAPS?)

shirt. In his basket was a carfeully selek choice of groceries and 2 bottles of Brewdog red and 2 bottles of Brewdog blue. It was so thought out and carfefully considered.

 

Looked like a right boring fucking cunt lol. He knew I was laughing at him. In my boiler suit and rigger boots, looking at page 3, and chewing on bet365 with my fucking tradesmen mates. Hard man bollock.

lolol

brylcreemed ginger quiff ... fuck me don't mind mind if I borrow that insult pls good sir

  On 10/23/2015 at 10:33 PM, beerwolf said:

Hard Man Bollock IPA

Sounds like a beer label, man they call that shit any old thing these days to get the punters in. Your mate at the supermarket will be putting this limited edition beauty in his trolley next week for sure. Comes with genuine high viz cloth label. ;-p

Arnie, delet..., StephenG, Wolfman?

renders poor fumi's thread into chaos lol

fuck it, its friday

yeah i was gonna say, friday .. somewhere had to become the chat thread.

There are way too many words in this thread that I don't understand, but if there's a BoC record I haven't heard, then I'm interested.

  On 10/24/2015 at 4:25 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

BBC = bloody big commies. am i right, gang??

Big black cock, imho tbqh byob fyi afaik iirc