If you could sucker punch one celebrity and get away with it, who would you choose?

Topic title is pretty much the question...

At the moment, as cliche as it is I'd have to answer Justin Bieber, that fucking "What Do You Mean?" song is damn near inescapable for me lately, and it's terrible. EVERY time I get into my fiance's car it comes on the radio (not her putting it on just on the pop stations) she's even started to joke about it. Then I hear it at work on our damn store playlist multiple times a day unless I'm allowed to take over the speakers... Every time I hear one of his songs I'm just reminded how douchey he is and how punchable his face is.

Anyways... WATMM, who do you want to clock in the face, and why?

Can't think of anyone else other than Donald Trump atm

Kirsten Dunst

  On 12/11/2015 at 6:18 PM, Herr Jan said:

Can't think of anyone else other than Donald Trump atm

  On 12/11/2015 at 6:18 PM, Herr Jan said:

Can't think of anyone else other than Donald Trump atm

Evan Peters. I hope he gets/has a nasty heroin habit.

jk...

Whoever is the most responsible for superhero movies and the culture of their adult fans.
Especially Batman. So maybe Frank Miller?

Pretty sure that would be Stan Lee

  On 12/11/2015 at 6:20 PM, Squee said:

Kirsten Dunst

That's a unique one, why Kirsten Dunst?

You guys are really forgetting the "why?" aspect of this thread... I mean it's obvious for Trump but for the others, explain yourselves.

Caitlin Moran

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:38 PM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 12/11/2015 at 6:20 PM, Squee said:

Kirsten Dunst

That's a unique one, why Kirsten Dunst?

 

 

You guys are really forgetting the "why?" aspect of this thread... I mean it's obvious for Trump but for the others, explain yourselves.

 

Rude. I don't need to explain myself any more than anyone else does. It's just as obvious to me. And speaking of obvious, in a different sense of the word, this thread seemed like pretty obvious Trump hating bait. Not that I don't think the guy is a piece of shit but he's also just a sideshow, and people who think they mean well as they incessantly post about him are just fueling his fire.

Is that you, Rubin?

Jesse Eisenberg

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:47 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:38 PM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 12/11/2015 at 6:20 PM, Squee said:

Kirsten Dunst

That's a unique one, why Kirsten Dunst?

 

 

You guys are really forgetting the "why?" aspect of this thread... I mean it's obvious for Trump but for the others, explain yourselves.

 

Rude. I don't need to explain myself any more than anyone else does. It's just as obvious to me. And speaking of obvious, in a different sense of the word, this thread seemed like pretty obvious Trump hating bait. Not that I don't think the guy is a piece of shit but he's also just a sideshow, and people who think they mean well as they incessantly post about him are just fueling his fire.

 

Is that you, Rubin?

 

If you had read my original post, you would see that I did originally ask for the reasons why, and in no way mentioned Trump myself. I made this thread for entertainment not politics... I want to hear why people choose who to punch, that's part of the whole entertainment of the thread rather than just name-dropping.

Besides, sweeptser, you gave a reason, wtf are you so offended about?

Rooney in his prime

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:38 PM, ghOsty said:

 

You guys are really forgetting the "why?" aspect of this thread... I mean it's obvious for Trump but for the others, explain yourselves.

 

nuff said

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:52 PM, ghOsty said:

If you had read my original post, you would see that I did originally ask for the reasons why, and in no way mentioned Trump myself. I made this thread for entertainment not politics... I want to hear why people choose who to punch, that's part of the whole entertainment of the thread rather than just name-dropping.

Besides, sweeptser, you gave a reason, wtf are you so offended about?

 

Fair enough, that may have been my misunderstanding in which case mea culpa, I am just getting real sick of seeing his name everywhere, and the "Explain yourselves" alongside the "obvious" made me wonder whether you were baiting for a rolling Trump.

Adolf Hitler, what an asshole.

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:23 PM, olo said:

Evan Peters. I hope he gets/has a nasty heroin habit.

 

jk...

I change my mind. Evan Peters.

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:38 PM, Perezvon said:

Pretty sure that would be Stan Lee

The Beiber

  On 12/11/2015 at 8:05 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:23 PM, olo said:

Evan Peters. I hope he gets/has a nasty heroin habit.

 

jk...

 

I change my mind. Evan Peters.

 

hi-5.

Mike Tyson. No particular reason, it's just that.. I always wanted to learn Wing Chun.

  On 12/11/2015 at 8:28 PM, data said:

Oh man that's a good one. I get the feeling he'd actually enjoy it though.

All vloggers

Cuz cancer

^ dis one for you, this time better context