If you could sucker punch one celebrity and get away with it, who would you choose?

speaking of youtube

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dont punch women if you are a man please thanks!

  On 12/14/2015 at 3:58 AM, very honest said:

dont punch women if you are a man please thanks!

But it feels so right

  On 12/14/2015 at 3:58 AM, very honest said:

dont punch women if you are a man please thanks!

b-but I thought gender was a social construct and all

  On 12/14/2015 at 3:08 AM, Boxus said:

speaking of youtube

 

Searching for your favourite artists all the time, and that face keeps showing up on the front page...

  On 12/11/2015 at 7:48 PM, Salem1976 said:

Jesse Eisenberg

This.Has that smug vibe coming off him. Might be a great dude, I dunno. But a sucker punch would be nice.

I never thought it would come to this, but Aziz Ansari. I always liked his standup, but after watching Master Of None I did a complete 180 and find him totally insufferable now. Like a yappy little dog with tumblr opinions and cute lil "quips".

*Makes quick joke under breath about something being racist*

I'm struggling to think of just one celebrity, I generally end up hating regular folks as much as celebrites... I feel the same hopeless rage seeing arsewipes on the spotlight as I do reading news comment sections.

Maybe those two guys from Disclosure? They have exceptionally punchable faces but I don't actually harbor any ill will for their work.

Maybe just myself.

  On 12/14/2015 at 2:28 PM, WeAreOceans said:

I'm struggling to think of just one celebrity, I generally end up hating regular folks as much as celebrites... I feel the same hopeless rage seeing arsewipes on the spotlight as I do reading news comment sections.

 

Maybe those two guys from Disclosure? They have exceptionally punchable faces but I don't actually harbor any ill will for their work.

 

Maybe just myself.

I saw disclosure a couple of weeks ago (gf wanted to). There were loads of bored parents waiting around the sides of the room waiting to drive their teenage children home, like the end of a school disco. Weird as fuck vibe, so yeah let's do em both in. You take one, I'll take the other.

  On 12/14/2015 at 3:44 PM, Amen Warrior said:

 

  On 12/14/2015 at 2:28 PM, WeAreOceans said:

I'm struggling to think of just one celebrity, I generally end up hating regular folks as much as celebrites... I feel the same hopeless rage seeing arsewipes on the spotlight as I do reading news comment sections.

 

Maybe those two guys from Disclosure? They have exceptionally punchable faces but I don't actually harbor any ill will for their work.

 

Maybe just myself.

I saw disclosure a couple of weeks ago (gf wanted to). There were loads of bored parents waiting around the sides of the room waiting to drive their teenage children home, like the end of a school disco. Weird as fuck vibe, so yeah let's do em both in. You take one, I'll take the other.

 

sentence to mug punch for crimes against vibes

  On 12/14/2015 at 2:11 PM, Candiru said:

I never thought it would come to this, but Aziz Ansari. I always liked his standup, but after watching Master Of None I did a complete 180 and find him totally insufferable now. Like a yappy little dog with tumblr opinions and cute lil "quips".

 

*Makes quick joke under breath about something being racist*

heh. I never particularly liked his standup, but I think the show is pretty good.

None? I don't punch anyone normally, why would celebrities deserve it :o

Though some do deserve life sentences, but I don't want to touch them when that's the case

  On 12/11/2015 at 8:28 PM, data said:

He was also the one who bought the Once Upon a Time in Shaolin Wu Tang album.

Now, I wouldn't do it myself because I don't condone hitting women, but some other woman needs to slap the shit out of this cunt.

  On 12/14/2015 at 1:02 AM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 12/13/2015 at 10:48 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 12/13/2015 at 9:33 PM, Zeffolia said:

 

  On 12/13/2015 at 5:18 AM, roasty said:

 

I want them to legit die

This. Who the fuck are these people? They make me feel grateful to not keep up with pop culture.

 

 

Okay yeah, who the fuck are these two? I definitely think they deserve a smack after seeing that video... books, published? are they famous?

 

  On 12/14/2015 at 2:11 PM, Candiru said:

I never thought it would come to this, but Aziz Ansari. I always liked his standup, but after watching Master Of None I did a complete 180 and find him totally insufferable now. Like a yappy little dog with tumblr opinions and cute lil "quips".

 

*Makes quick joke under breath about something being racist*

He's shit and he'll always be shit.

yeah, I've never liked him. his voice chafes my nuts.

All of his standup and his show feel very contrived. I already know the punchlines before he gets to them.

Can't stand him actually.

Yeah, I tried watching one of Aziz's specials on Netflix and found it pretty unfunny, his delivery style is really weird too... I remember moments where it was like "oh okay, that WAS the punchline... well, next joke I guess" I ended up turning it off and doing something else.

It's not bad enough that I'd punch him though. I can just hit ignore.

I think my ultimate punching bag would be Justin Bieber. Famous for being famous. Tons of money despite probably not working a day in his life, entitled little brat.

Yeah I'm jealous of having all that money btw, before someone says it.

Yeah, I'm more just mostly indifferent to Aziz, his charachter on Parks & Rec was amusing though

Glad someone else agrees on Bieber needing a smack.