What do you look for in members of the gender[s] to which you find yourself most attracted?

dank memes

  On 2/13/2016 at 3:55 PM, xxx said:

Someone showing authentic interest in you--or at least, emulating it so well that you don't know the difference.

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my dates wanted to engulf me into the minutiae of their lives but seldom reversed the flow e.g. "how about you?" "what do you like?". I could tell in later conversations that the personal details that I mentioned had not been absorbed. I initially interpreted it as them not being attracted to me but things progressed sexually so who can be sure? At any rate, yes to the booty, jugs, lips and so forth but that feminine charm game is unbeatable.

Ooh yeah. That's a good one. I don't know why this self-absorbed behavior is so commonplace/acceptable/expected but yeah, simple sincere interest is pretty damn sexy.

Androgyny, dark, possibly Arabic or Jewish.

Underweight is a bonus (so I can feeeed them)



OH forgot: humour and intellect, same political views (core beliefs) and being a little bit dickish because arguing is also fun and invigorating.

Stubble, bad breath, negative, depressive and with a terrible sense of humour.

  On 2/13/2016 at 10:58 PM, Gocab said:

Stubble, bad breath, negative, depressive and with a terrible sense of humour.

HMU

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lol

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I forgot bout' that

I'm usually attracted to very intelligent, pretty, shy ladies. I seem to attract a certain kind of woman, and that seems to be it. Blue or green eyes is a big thing for me too. Dunno why. My inner Hitler is showing, I guess.

  On 2/13/2016 at 4:04 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 2/13/2016 at 3:55 PM, xxx said:

Someone showing authentic interest in you--or at least, emulating it so well that you don't know the difference.

...

my dates wanted to engulf me into the minutiae of their lives but seldom reversed the flow e.g. "how about you?" "what do you like?". I could tell in later conversations that the personal details that I mentioned had not been absorbed. I initially interpreted it as them not being attracted to me but things progressed sexually so who can be sure? At any rate, yes to the booty, jugs, lips and so forth but that feminine charm game is unbeatable.

Ooh yeah. That's a good one. I don't know why this self-absorbed behavior is so commonplace/acceptable/expected but yeah, simple sincere interest is pretty damn sexy.

 

I feel like that just gets worse with age IME. When I dated younger women, they'd care a little, and would sometimes care too much. But when I dated older, more successful women - they didn't seem to give a shit about anyone but themselves and it became apparent why they were still single.

Lately I've been all about cute, petite fit girls with a lil booty and we are receptive to each other's charms. If she's well educated, has a good job and has her shit together with no weird underlying Dr. Phil dramaz then we are ready for takeoff. If she's smaahhht and loyal, I 'preciate it. If she's stable enough in her world views to not be 100% "mature" all the time and can even gross me out with her verbal antics, then we just may have a winner. If one of these girls mentions Gucci Mane and we randomly send each other trap bangerz throughout the day my heart will sing out in utter joy and harmony. I respect a girl who's a bit cautious about hooking up quickly, so I know she ain't a hoe. But when it goes down it's like a sweaty Cirque De Soleil in the sheets and even her dog needs a cigarette and a cold shower after eavesdropping on it.

A job.

  On 2/14/2016 at 1:54 PM, Candiru said:

Lately I've been all about cute, petite fit girls with a lil booty and we are receptive to each other's charms. If she's well educated, has a good job and has her shit together with no weird underlying Dr. Phil dramaz then we are ready for takeoff. If she's smaahhht and loyal, I 'preciate it. If she's stable enough in her world views to not be 100% "mature" all the time and can even gross me out with her verbal antics, then we just may have a winner. If one of these girls mentions Gucci Mane and we randomly send each other trap bangerz throughout the day my heart will sing out in utter joy and harmony. I respect a girl who's a bit cautious about hooking up quickly, so I know she ain't a hoe. But when it goes down it's like a sweaty Cirque De Soleil in the sheets and even her dog needs a cigarette and a cold shower after eavesdropping on it.

(slow clap)

Given my recent FB encounters, I'll just say the number one criteria is that I'd have to meet a lady in person first from now on.

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:41 AM, ambermonk said:

Given my recent FB encounters, I'll just say the number one criteria is that I'd have to meet a lady in person first from now on.

What the fuck... is this a joke about millenials that's going over my head, or are you declaring yourselves soul mates after a few text interactions & selfie stalking, only to find that it's possible for people to selectively misrepresent themselves online?

Did you read the FWP thread?

lol

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:50 AM, ambermonk said:

Did you read the FWP thread?

Get out there and sow your royal oats you scoundrel!

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:52 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:50 AM, ambermonk said:

Did you read the FWP thread?

 

Get out there and sow your royal oats you scoundrel!

 

You mean like Quaker oats?

McCann's or gtfo

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:54 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:52 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:50 AM, ambermonk said:

Did you read the FWP thread?

 

Get out there and sow your royal oats you scoundrel!

 

You mean like Quaker oats?

 

Whoa it's Darth Vader

Free your mind and your ass will follow

  On 2/15/2016 at 6:50 AM, ambermonk said:

Did you read the FWP thread?

ew no

crime. i like my girls to be naughty crims. and fit ones.

available and alive