Least IDM 2016

Untroubled bowl movements

what, like bowling a perfect strike?

  On 3/30/2016 at 11:16 PM, usagi said:

what, like bowling a perfect strike?

edit: I may have to rethink the IDM-ness of smooth, creamy BMs after seeing this ad.

not being colorblind

Soaking wet cardboard.

The cries of babies.

Nipples.

Spittle.

Ties.

People wearing jeans that are way too small for them to properly fit.

I don't know... the cries of babies are pretty IDM if you tweak them just right.

A judge's wig

Judges not wearing wigs at all.

The judicial system

A fair trial

War crime tribunal

Thinking about the word tribunal and wondering what the fuck three bunals are.

buying stuff from tv on the shopping network

(sorry thanksomuch)

Season 1 of Designing Women on DVD

Storing your Ted Cruz nudes in an Analord binder

Saying "yolo" because you think you are cool and hardcore. Then going home to watch Question Time and eat a pot noodle

Knowing how to play drums

Watching crime dramas on ITV

Hitting things with sticks and not sampling it

  On 3/31/2016 at 11:38 AM, Caribou said:

Hitting tits with dicks and not sampling it

Slitting shits with dicks and not sampling it

running out of coffee (and xanax).

The doomsday monster

Fruit salad

Manila folders

60 watt light bulbs

Plastic aglets

Lunchables

that one david lynch movie that was all normal with the guy riding his lawnmower 500 miles or something to see his dying brother

lol I almost rented that a couple weeks ago, haven't seen it in over a decade. It's pretty un-IDM.

Never having panic attacks.

A healthy investment plan that ensures you live comfortably through retirement

Dork shaming

Muted trumpet.

  On 4/1/2016 at 11:11 PM, bronchuseven said:

Muted trumpet.

Except for late-60's/early-70's Miles...right?