Indiana Jones 5 starring Harrison Ford

  On 3/15/2016 at 11:43 PM, Deer said:

People act like steven esfilberg himself is hacking into their bank accounts and draining it to help pay for this movie, its insane that people let fun movies control their negative emotions.

 

Also stop giving money to these assholes who make movies, they laugh at you every time, george lucas, steven spelgbierg and jj graham can't fucking believe you spent 22 dollars on stars wars, laughing all the way to the bank those pricks

is true tbh

as spoken by true movie legend uwe boll

Lebeouf killing Ford at the end will be epic.

lol

Terrorist cell discover alien nazi jewels in Shia boofs pants

  On 3/15/2016 at 11:50 PM, bitroast said:

 

  On 3/15/2016 at 11:43 PM, Deer said:

People act like steven esfilberg himself is hacking into their bank accounts and draining it to help pay for this movie, its insane that people let fun movies control their negative emotions.

 

Also stop giving money to these assholes who make movies, they laugh at you every time, george lucas, steven spelgbierg and jj graham can't fucking believe you spent 22 dollars on stars wars, laughing all the way to the bank those pricks

 

is true tbh

 

as spoken by true movie legend uwe boll

 

good but we need someone who isnt a narcissist and isnt butt hurt , the truth he speaks is coming from a bad ugly place so people won't be open to his ideas.

i watched every idiot on reddit fall for the pandering marketing of deadpool and now everyone involve with that movie is rich and laughing at how easy it was and everyone who went and payed to see that piece of shit movie lost my respect and the respect of the universal truth.

  On 3/15/2016 at 11:33 PM, Deer said:

these movies are for kids

You sure?

I'll just leave this here... possibly NSFW

Are you kidding . That scared you as a kid? That was my first boner

@thebraintree

Has anyone seen the first one recently? Aside from the opening it's pretty boring.

One of the old ones was also shite. The one with the Chinese lad. Pure shite.

no way ...

i still love Raiders + Temple. they're great fun.

  On 3/16/2016 at 12:40 AM, Deer said:

Are you kidding . That scared you as a kid? That was my first boner

 

@thebraintree

I'm saying it's pretty violent for children. The scene with the guy that gets cut up by the propellers?

  On 3/15/2016 at 10:06 PM, Rpeg said:

did anyone like Indiana Jones 4 in a non-apologetic way? the universe did not ask for this

I liked the motocycle university chase scene - good ole stunts and no cgi. karen allen's return was a nice touch. the rest was just so meh. i watched part of it on tv recently and I could not defend any of it. it was like a mummy sequel

  On 3/16/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

 

  On 3/15/2016 at 11:33 PM, Deer said:

these movies are for kids

 

 

You sure?

 

 

  On 3/16/2016 at 9:23 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 3/16/2016 at 12:40 AM, Deer said:

Are you kidding . That scared you as a kid? That was my first boner

 

@thebraintree

 

 

I'm saying it's pretty violent for children. The scene with the guy that gets cut up by the propellers?

 

^these are pretty freaky, not like ultraviolent make your stomach sick violent but more like absurd and "holy shit!" kind of shock value...they are nazis after all

as a kid i actually recall scenes of violence like kids in PG-13 and even PG movies that were more nausea inducing and disturbing emotionally that were not gory or even involved death

This new movie will be shit, Harrison should just retire and not let himself be ought into any more half-assed movies. He had to be persuaded to even return as Han Solo... Clearly he doesn't wanna act anymore, so they need to stop writing roles for him.

  On 3/17/2016 at 9:27 PM, ghOsty said:

This new movie will be shit, Harrison should just retire and not let himself be ought into any more half-assed movies. He had to be persuaded to even return as Han Solo... Clearly he doesn't wanna act anymore, so they need to stop writing roles for him.

I genuinely think hes discovered recently that he owes someone a fuckload of money. Taxman? Gambling losses? Blackmail? Maybe he puts hamsters up his arse with richard gere and someone with a long lens caught them at it. Explains why Gere is also suddenly doing films again

I'd go with back taxes, bad investments or a thieving financial manager.

The idea of this is just gross

There are 40 year olds with childhoods to relive, you bastard.

Loved the '80s ones as a wee man. Hearing that mysterious Ark Of The Covenant music still gives me a shiver down the spine:

Don't look at it, Marion!