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  On 3/30/2016 at 4:48 PM, Nebraska said:

 

 

Black Youngsta is hilarious though.

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  On 3/30/2016 at 1:42 PM, olo said:

Being in Detroit, dare I say, yea...we got's some homeless. I've talked with several, some mentally disabled, some alcoholic/drug abused, and some I have no clue. I give a buck or 2 whenever. Even if they're bullshitting, which is the case on some corners, I figure they still need it more than me. If I'm an enabler, so be it. A couple of my favorite moments:

 

At my college graduation event, years ago, ended up going to a bar in the city. A couple homeless dudes were hitting people up for cash. I talked with them for a bit & then took them in the bar & covered their tabs. Only catch was they had to drink Spaten optimators with me. They did. Clayton was the more colorful of the 2. He wore a McDonald's wireless headset (drive through headset you know) as part of his ensemble. After ordering him some Crown, he was like "Man, if I had 2 kids, I would name one of them Crown & the other Royale." I was like "No truer words have ever been spoken". Good times.

 

Another time on Michigan Ave & Trumbull, I was driving home from work. There was some dude standing on the corner at the intersection. He had a sign that said, "I'm not going to bullshit you, all I want is a beer". I could get with that. I usually make beer runs at a place I work by, so I remembered to get some extra for if I ran across that dude again. I was lucky enough to see him the next week...same sign. The light was green, so I couldn't really stop. It was like a relay race with me handing off a pack of beer to my teammate. All I heard was a "Hell yeah". Keep calm & carry on my brother. It was a little crazy, a cop buzzed up on me & for a moment I thought it was some kind of sting operation, turned out it was a coincidence.

 

 

haha, great. yea, i luv to entertain th homeless, thy r good fun to do drink wth :) most r quite interesting and it is good to see thm gt th mind off thr troubles fr a time. royale, haha, lik th little tenenbaum shits right? tht is a laugh :)

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god i hate troon so much

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

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When I lived in Reading (the UK one, not the PA one), a friend of mine fed her left over Chinese chicken dish to a homeless man at ~ 2am. I still worry that he shit his guts out.

 

Like most of America's largest cities, New York has a seemingly intractable homelessness problem. The heroin wave in the Northeast certainly isn't helping.

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So have you decided whether or not the 'e' key works on your keyboard ?

At least you stopped doing those fucking white fullstops - so well done troon, gold star!

I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily.

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  On 3/30/2016 at 11:51 PM, mcbpete said:

So have you decided whether or not the 'e' key works on your keyboard ?

At least you stopped doing those fucking white fullstops - so well done troon, gold star!

he's also doing smileyfaces in a very slightly different font

 

two gimmicks at once! the smiley thing is extra clever because its sneaksies :) better use it as much as needlessly possible

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  On 3/31/2016 at 12:02 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 3/30/2016 at 11:51 PM, mcbpete said:

So have you decided whether or not the 'e' key works on your keyboard ?

At least you stopped doing those fucking white fullstops - so well done troon, gold star!

he's also doing smileyfaces in a very slightly different font

 

two gimmicks at once! the smiley thing is extra clever because its sneaksies :) better use it as much as needlessly possible

 

 

 

it iz a bigr face :)

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  On 3/30/2016 at 11:52 PM, Braintree said:

Why does he talk like delet used to?

 

DUPE?!

Wouldn't surprise me if we find out delet is schizo

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They've found someone new to bash, isn't humanity so wonderflol. "oh no, he's trying something different, the borg hivemind will not let this stand, creativity must be stamped out at all cost on a messageboard for off the wall dance music produced by champion eccentrics, we must be as boring as possible so that even the most mediocre release by our heroes sounds to our, pure and unharried by difference ears, a melodious feast of insurmountable brilliance."

 

heh, you found a way to make me come back you sneaks. i must defend my own kind, and you're bullying the freaks. What are you going to do when we all leave ? You'll have to turn on one another, because just being nice doesn't seem to be the default setting on some of you people. Look up Minnesota nice, put on some prince to warm up and into it and try that, this place will be much better for it.

 

oe yeah and typing on a mbl is hella gae.

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  On 3/31/2016 at 12:48 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 3/31/2016 at 12:28 AM, delet... said:

What are you going to do when we all leave ?

 

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behind that hill is a mincing machine, luckily one of the meatbags is carrying spices on her head. This is why Lionel Hutz is so freaked.

 

Thankfully somebody enjoyed the result.

 

https://youtu.be/NQhwNtY3N2k

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