YO303 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) at my new job im experiencing something i have never ever seen in the workplace before, everybody there (including women and upper management) just farts and burp in front of everyone like its a fucking russian bath house and we are all part of a brotherhood and this isnt some random werehouse or an open space, its a fucking retail store, i have seen them fart in front of clients and old white businessmen man im baffle by this animal behaviour, has anyone experienced something similar? is this normal and i just been living in delusion or is this just a NJ thing? Edited April 1, 2016 by Deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 2:24 PM, Deer said: old white businessmen man lol i know dont need to point it out Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Do you work at Whole Foods by any chance? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 lol no just to clarify, im not against the actual act of farting, and i find the situation really funny, it just scares me that this people fart in front of potential clients, makes me feel i jumped realities Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 2:32 PM, doublename said: Do you work at Whole Foods by any chance? Lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Deer, shoot some footage of this, yo It sounds so surreal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncrtx Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 lolled irl, the entire situation sounds so funny Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ncrtx's signature Hide all signatures https://caoutchou.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 You just got the green light to show up to work naked. Don't pass this up. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xox Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Deer, are all ppl in Not Selected like that? ...it's not a custom in croatia, yet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Not Selected Ambient Farts Volume III Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Are we talking like little farts? Or those big, deep, necrotic liver, steak-sub-from-a-truckstop farts? Edited April 1, 2016 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I find it's the little silent almost inconspicuous 'pops' that strip the hair from your nostrils. Big, deep, bowlshakers are just hot air. At least for me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Please link us to your workplace. I need to know where this kind of stuff goes on... I have my own office so I just let it rip. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm here waiting for 6 o'clock and 3 of my co workers just farted in front of anyone with no shame. They are doing what they normally do, then they stop, fart and just keep going like nothing happened. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 The men's room at my work is an Opera of Sphincters. Sounds like a goddamn Ford Model T factory. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2432993 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/1/2016 at 2:24 PM, Deer said: at my new job im experiencing something i have never ever seen in the workplace before https://youtu.be/qlIN3YPVlJc Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Every time I read the title of this thread my brain sings it to the tune of "Smokin in the Boy's Room" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scaramouche Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 The chap that sits opposite me has a tendency to burp like Barney Gumble. Every day. All day. Without fail. When he remembers to acknowledge his crime, which is about 50% of the time, he says "pardon". This also bugs me. These are seriously loud burps. No one mentions it, but those that know, talk and support each other. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 12:45 AM, Braintree said: Opera of Sphincters. Album title. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 this could be like when i worked at a company and dude i worked with listened to his cd player while he worked. i thought, ok, i guess i'll listen to music too; so i did and i was given a warning, "don't listen t your hedaphones this is a job, lolz. so don't fart, cause it might get you fired. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 7:56 AM, Candiru said: I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so. What was your diet like back then? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 On 4/2/2016 at 7:58 AM, LimpyLoo said: On 4/2/2016 at 7:56 AM, Candiru said: I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so. What was your diet like back then? Sandwiches, apples, yogurt, thai food, weed Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Russian bath house? I've heard about some farty Turkish bath houses, but Russian? No, this is news for me. Good luck with farting on the job on the first of april though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/90368-fartin-in-the-workplace/#findComment-2433084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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