Fartin' in the workplace

at my new job im experiencing something i have never ever seen in the workplace before, everybody there (including women and upper management) just farts and burp in front of everyone like its a fucking russian bath house and we are all part of a brotherhood

and this isnt some random werehouse or an open space, its a fucking retail store, i have seen them fart in front of clients and old white businessmen man

im baffle by this animal behaviour, has anyone experienced something similar? is this normal and i just been living in delusion or is this just a NJ thing?

  On 4/1/2016 at 2:24 PM, Deer said:

old white businessmen man

 

 

lol i know dont need to point it out

Do you work at Whole Foods by any chance?

lol no

just to clarify, im not against the actual act of farting, and i find the situation really funny, it just scares me that this people fart in front of potential clients, makes me feel i jumped realities

  On 4/1/2016 at 2:32 PM, doublename said:

Do you work at Whole Foods by any chance?

Lol

Deer, shoot some footage of this, yo

It sounds so surreal

lolled irl, the entire situation sounds so funny

You just got the green light to show up to work naked. Don't pass this up.

Deer, are all ppl in Not Selected like that? ...it's not a custom in croatia, yet

Not Selected Ambient Farts Volume III

lol

Are we talking like little farts?

Or those big, deep, necrotic liver, steak-sub-from-a-truckstop farts?

I find it's the little silent almost inconspicuous 'pops' that strip the hair from your nostrils. Big, deep, bowlshakers are just hot air. At least for me.

Please link us to your workplace. I need to know where this kind of stuff goes on...

I have my own office so I just let it rip.

I'm here waiting for 6 o'clock and 3 of my co workers just farted in front of anyone with no shame. They are doing what they normally do, then they stop, fart and just keep going like nothing happened.

The men's room at my work is an Opera of Sphincters.

Sounds like a goddamn Ford Model T factory.

  On 4/1/2016 at 2:24 PM, Deer said:

at my new job im experiencing something i have never ever seen in the workplace before

https://youtu.be/qlIN3YPVlJc

Every time I read the title of this thread my brain sings it to the tune of "Smokin in the Boy's Room"

The chap that sits opposite me has a tendency to burp like Barney Gumble. Every day. All day. Without fail. When he remembers to acknowledge his crime, which is about 50% of the time, he says "pardon". This also bugs me.

These are seriously loud burps. No one mentions it, but those that know, talk and support each other.

  On 4/2/2016 at 12:45 AM, Braintree said:

Opera of Sphincters.

Album title.

this could be like when i worked at a company and dude i worked with listened to his cd player while he worked. i thought, ok, i guess i'll listen to music too; so i did and i was given a warning, "don't listen t your hedaphones this is a job, lolz.

so

don't fart, cause it might get you fired.

I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so.

  On 4/2/2016 at 7:56 AM, Candiru said:

I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so.

What was your diet like back then?

  On 4/2/2016 at 7:58 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 4/2/2016 at 7:56 AM, Candiru said:

I used to work at Lowe's in the paint section, worst job ever and I used to walk around farting more than at any point in my life. Bad ones too. One time I farted and a guy strolling his baby around actually bent over and smelled to see if the baby needed a diaper change and he seemed bewildered when he found out it wasn't so.

What was your diet like back then?

 

Sandwiches, apples, yogurt, thai food, weed

Russian bath house? I've heard about some farty Turkish bath houses, but Russian? No, this is news for me.

Good luck with farting on the job on the first of april though.