Rogue One: A Star Wars Story <Spoilers>

lol

Word on the street is this sucked and had major pacing issues.

lol

If this isnt certified fresh i will lose my children

tried to google some reviews or something and found this:

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/102124443 [spoiler: 4CHAN]

and this

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/star-wars-rogue-one-alt-right-boycott-a7464806.html

lol this world

pre-order confirmed 

toplo'

new trademark filing by Disney reveals a possible Episode VIII title: Forces of Destiny

That's a very unfortunate title.

would've preferred Star Wars: Episode VIII - A Very Unfortunate Title

Even if they had to scrap the scripts they still could have kept Zahn's awesome titles. Heir to the Empire / Dark Force Rising / The Last Command would be great, also Heir is a way better title than Force Awakens already.

damn, still need to read those books. i'll get around to it eventually :^) 

NOW BREAKING: Star Wars is officially a dead horse being beaten repetitively, actually has been for quite sometime (emphasis on the "has-been"...)

not exactly breaking news there ..

4 the tru fans who are still in denial and have yet to embrace the dark side that is the death of their beloved fictional "universe"

  On 12/12/2016 at 7:40 AM, bitroast said:

damn, still need to read those books. i'll get around to it eventually :^)

Good fun stuff, recommended. The narrative hoops he jumps to keep the core trio the main characters are hilarious

  On 12/12/2016 at 6:55 AM, Rubin Farr said:

new trademark filing by Disney reveals a possible Episode VIII title: Forces of Destiny

This and TFA both sound like fanfic titles.

Star Wars: A Trekkie's Tale

  On 12/12/2016 at 3:34 PM, doublename said:

 

  On 12/12/2016 at 6:55 AM, Rubin Farr said:

new trademark filing by Disney reveals a possible Episode VIII title: Forces of Destiny

This and TFA both sound like fanfic titles.

 

Forces of Destiny sounds like a CCG (Collectible Card Game) expansion...

Episode VIII: hey rubin check out the stinger for a mindblowing expanded universe reveal

star wars: celestials, musulmen, latinx, robot, cripple, female. please, anything but white. VIII

Did no one else watch this yet? Holy shit.

The first quarter of the film I was a bit skeptical. Then I started to warm up to it. The third quarter I was like ok this is quite good, and then the last quarter just grand slammed it out of the park.

I won't go into spoilers, but damn, this turned out epic, imo.

  On 12/13/2016 at 12:08 AM, keanu reeves said:

star wars: celestials, musulmen, latinx, robot, cripple, female. please, anything but white. VIII

u forgot "typical millenial snowflakes"

this was sooooo bad. weirdest pacing i've ever seen. every scene is thirty seconds long. no attempt to build the characters or the team as a whole, instead compartmentalizing each character off in a pair so when the final battle happens there's no sense of unity. forest whitaker doing his best frank from blue velvet before he gets incinerated on a planet that definitely isn't tatooine (how many desert planets are there in star wars where main characters happen to live?). extremely creepy cgi peter cushing. random cameos of various original trilogy characters to fill some imaginary quota that i guess some redditor will make a cool video about explaining all the references for true fans. "badass" vader going apeshit in the last minute of the film (pretty lol) followed immediately by horrendous cgi carrie fisher saying the cheesiest line in the movie, which is a feat in a movie filled with horrible dialogue. no sense of impending doom or peril despite the entire movie hinging on that for it to work. seriously this was on the same level as revenge of the sith but faggot star wars nerds are going to say it's a classic. might as well drip feed diarrhea into my bloodstream.

was half interested / half not interested in this. 

friend saw it and his description of it being completely dry and boring unable to care for characters sounded exactly like everything i hated about Godzilla (2014), by same director... which i hated hated hated.

anyone seen both godzilla and rogue one and able to comment on the two films sharing qualities that would suggest not liking godzilla = probably not going to like rogue one? 

i'm tempted to wait until Ep8 comes out and just treat myself to 2 star wars movies at once. 

1 star wars movie a year is kind of too much