Things that make you go "is this real life?????"

me : this video, this can't be real 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtU2Efaj0xs&feature=youtu.be

I watched this last night lol 

people like betsy mccaughey are the reason no one understands reality on the right

every time i see trump on tv 

The year 2016, both personally and current events-wise. For too many reasons to list.

Recently, I went on a lake trip with some friends. My friend that was organizing the event asked me to pick up some disposable forks from the grocery across the street. I go in and get them, notice they are $3.50 (compostable), and then head to the checkout lane. There's only one lane open and there are already some items in front of the cashier.

I just walk up and hand her the the forks and say "just these, please." She swipes the box and then mumbles something indiscernible. I hand her a ten dollar bill since that should clearly cover a $3.50 box of forks.

She says, "Sir, this is ten."

I respond, "Yeah."

"This is JUST a ten."

"Yes, I KNOW."

"But this is just a ten!"

"I KNOW THAT."

And then she stared at me like I was an insane person until I realized she thought that I was the same person that laid out all of that shit on the checkout counter.

Moments like that will make you question your sanity. Being hung over didn't help.

Trump being a presidential candidate

Unarmed black men constantly being gunned down by white cops

Supposedly irreversible climate change

  On 9/30/2016 at 2:54 AM, Braintree said:

Recently, I went on a lake trip with some friends. My friend that was organizing the event asked me to pick up some disposable forks from the grocery across the street. I go in and get them, notice they are $3.50 (compostable), and then head to the checkout lane. There's only one lane open and there are already some items in front of the cashier.

 

I just walk up and hand her the the forks and say "just these, please." She swipes the box and then mumbles something indiscernible. I hand her a ten dollar bill since that should clearly cover a $3.50 box of forks.

 

She says, "Sir, this is ten."

I respond, "Yeah."

"This is JUST a ten."

"Yes, I KNOW."

"But this is just a ten!"

"I KNOW THAT."

 

 

And then she stared at me like I was an insane person until I realized she thought that I was the same person that laid out all of that shit on the checkout counter.

 

Moments like that will make you question your sanity. Being hung over didn't help.

You didn't catch her swipping all the other stuff?

When I'm in a crowd and I look around and I'm literally the only one not staring at my phone.

  On 9/30/2016 at 5:52 AM, sweepstakes said:

When I'm in a crowd and I look around and I'm literally the only one not staring at my phone.

word

i don't even own a cell phone.. *ducks*

when i made ascii art of a fractal zoom in buzz tracker with the notes

USA

If I film myself levitating, I'm not sure if just posting the video on YouTube is the most responsible thing to do. Any advice appreciated~

When I break off a piece of OP's mom's ass

truth be told, the watmm general banter forum

Post your most recent levitation

What are you levitating to right now

Rare photos of Peace 7 levitations

Funny levitations part IV: Fly harder

Levitations recently watched (part II)

Things that make you go "is this real levitation?????"

Bollocks!

I would love to see you hover. All of you.

*Farts*

gaming streams with millions of viewers

my humongous cock

  On 9/30/2016 at 8:28 PM, AAAAh said:

gaming streams with millions of viewers

I can't imagine wanting to watch other people play video games

Life's way too short...

like, I barely have time to have sex with OP's mom as it is

  On 9/30/2016 at 8:28 PM, AAAAh said:

gaming streams with millions of viewers

haha nice. How many of those viewers are actual kids/children btw because when I was a kid, like my genuine kid thoughts were HOLY CRAP WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE PLAY GAMES IS SO FUDGING BORING

like i would watch that youtube and just want to grab the controller out of the screen somehow

Right after I read this thread I had one of those moments. I was on this A Guy Called Gerald video on youtube 

  On 9/30/2016 at 5:49 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/30/2016 at 2:54 AM, Braintree said:

Recently, I went on a lake trip with some friends. My friend that was organizing the event asked me to pick up some disposable forks from the grocery across the street. I go in and get them, notice they are $3.50 (compostable), and then head to the checkout lane. There's only one lane open and there are already some items in front of the cashier.

 

I just walk up and hand her the the forks and say "just these, please." She swipes the box and then mumbles something indiscernible. I hand her a ten dollar bill since that should clearly cover a $3.50 box of forks.

 

She says, "Sir, this is ten."

I respond, "Yeah."

"This is JUST a ten."

"Yes, I KNOW."

"But this is just a ten!"

"I KNOW THAT."

 

 

And then she stared at me like I was an insane person until I realized she thought that I was the same person that laid out all of that shit on the checkout counter.

 

Moments like that will make you question your sanity. Being hung over didn't help.

 

You didn't catch her swipping all the other stuff?

 

She must have done that before I walked up. The most confusing part is that she didn't recognize that I wasn't the same person that she had just looked at.

  On 9/30/2016 at 9:24 PM, Bubba69 said:

 

 

flol

  On 9/30/2016 at 9:24 PM, Bubba69 said:

Right after I read this thread I had one of those moments. I was on this A Guy Called Gerald video on youtube 

- I scrolled down and there's a random comment from "The Alex Jones Channel" (the actual account not some fake account).

 

 

 

 

lol it's probably one of his interns logged in on the youtube channel by accident.

Is that Osama Bin Laden who replied to him? I thought he was dead

  On 9/30/2016 at 4:15 PM, peace 7 said:

If I film myself levitating, I'm not sure if just posting the video on YouTube is the most responsible thing to do. Any advice appreciated~

don't do it or "they" will try to do to you what they tried to do to E.T.