Things that make you go "is this real life?????"

Why the fuck is this in my FB feed?

A friend of mine draws this well and every time my regrets at being a terrible comic artist come back to me

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a lil' kid kidnapping a body builder?

  On 10/1/2016 at 12:38 AM, yek said:

 

  On 9/30/2016 at 4:15 PM, peace 7 said:

If I film myself levitating, I'm not sure if just posting the video on YouTube is the most responsible thing to do. Any advice appreciated~

don't do it or "they" will try to do to you what they tried to do to E.T.

  On 10/1/2016 at 9:14 AM, Blank said:

 

  On 10/1/2016 at 8:49 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 10/1/2016 at 12:38 AM, yek said:

 

  On 9/30/2016 at 4:15 PM, peace 7 said:

If I film myself levitating, I'm not sure if just posting the video on YouTube is the most responsible thing to do. Any advice appreciated~

don't do it or "they" will try to do to you what they tried to do to E.T.

Thanks, man. Good point.

Peace, if "they" do find you, you must push your powers to your limits - levitate as hard as you can! Levitate so hard that you ascend to the sky and find another piece of land to make your habitat. It seems like you're stuck in a situation very similar to that of prey, and that is either you sink or you swim (...through the air in this case). I truly wish you the best of luck my man, stay safe out there my levitating honey pie... *smooches on the cheek*

 

 

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What the- yes well thanks. But the reality is that most people who can levitate are able to thwart any actual threats to their well-being. But there is a problem with responsibility-- much like if one could provide a device for $10 that could power a home for 50 years- On one side it helps humanity, but it also allows people to more affordably be lazy. So one of the keys seems to be to spread responsibility and core values, as opposed to inspiring others through parlor tricks.

Peace, you're not levitating, it's just a case of bad gas. Happens to everyone.

  On 10/1/2016 at 10:05 PM, Bechuga said:

Peace, you're not levitating, it's just a case of bad gas. Happens to everyone.

TIL: At one time or another, everyone's farts have lifted their full body weight into the air for extended periods.

  On 10/4/2016 at 4:12 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

all i could think was "this is so unnecessary"

I feel this about so much stuff lately.

  On 10/1/2016 at 1:13 AM, Bechuga said:

A friend of mine draws this well and every time my regrets at being a terrible comic artist come back to me

 

I wouldn't feel too bad, those bikes have no fuel tanks.

Anxiety often makes me ask the opposite... Is this all a dream? Is there a deeper purpose? Is my struggle and mental prison all in vane or is this part of my journey for some reason that will all make sense some day? If so, in the meantime, some of the methods of divine cosmic healing seem cruel. Of course anxiety loves to make one think their situation is worse than others etc etc.

Back to "is this real life?" For real, don't take anything for granted. Anything.

13 year olds who can’t identify the subject of a sentence, l mean wtf.

  On 9/22/2017 at 12:34 AM, doublename said:

13 year olds who can’t identify the subject of a sentence, l mean wtf.

I can't identify the subject of this sentence. is it "subject"?

STDs and unplanned children

  On 9/22/2017 at 10:52 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 9/22/2017 at 12:34 AM, doublename said:

13 year olds who can’t identify the subject of a sentence, l mean wtf.

I can't identify the subject of this sentence. is it "subject"?

Watmm is no place for complete sentences tho

truedat

lol