Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I've just randomly come across this theory while watching Rouge One related stuff on YouTube, I may be late to the party on this, but I'm loving the idea. I'm not much of a Star Wars fan really, however I know some of you (Paps) are well into the whole SW ting. So what are you thoughts, Jar Jar bumlord or sithlord? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Yoda Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Yoda was a total cum sock to begin with as well. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) This theory has been all but directly confirmed: The JJB voice-actor said (immediately after the theory was initially posted to reddit) essentially 'yup' And Lucas himself said (about the prequel trilogy): 'Jar Jar is the key to all of this' Also Lucas said the plot/script for the 3rd movie was radically altered due to fan backlash So I think it's very clearly what was intended Edited December 30, 2016 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 big if true Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 On 12/30/2016 at 3:16 PM, span said: big if true Yeah, like everyone else I absolutely hate the prequels. Just the slightest whiff of truth is making me rethink the whole clusterfuck. I want to believe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 On 12/30/2016 at 3:14 PM, LimpyLoo said: This theory has been all but directly confirmed: The JJB voice-actor said (immediately after the theory was initially posted to reddit) essentially 'yup' And Lucas himself said (about the prequel trilogy): 'Jar Jar is the key to all of this' Also Lucas said the plot/script for the 3rd movie was radically altered due to fan backlash So I think it's very clearly what was intended Well if true GL is a gigantic puspus for not seeing it through. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 what if darth vader is maude flanders¿ theres plenty similarities: - they're both dead and the list goes on Reveal hidden contents where the hand has been Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513887 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stock Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Jar Jar could be a secret agent with a sabotage mission to implement the dark side in Anakin's childish mind. Not sure how he could have achieved that with such a limited IQ tho - or is it the reason why Sith lords chose him to perform that task ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Stock's signature Hide all signatures Weekly Beats 2020 let's goooooo Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 On 12/30/2016 at 3:12 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said: i love the prequels and think anakin is great, can totally see how he turns into vader. very watchable films with great dialogue and superb characters that are so believable you can practically reach out and touch them. honestly, jar jar is just the icing on the cake. fucking george lucas, true mastermind imo. On 12/30/2016 at 4:38 PM, StocKo said: Not sure how he could have achieved that with such a limited IQ tho this is racist. probably (in a galaxy far far away) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) On 12/30/2016 at 4:38 PM, StocKo said: Not sure how he could have achieved that with such a limited IQ tho - or is it the reason why Sith lords chose him to perform that task ?Well the idea was that he was just acting dumb like Yoda initially didBut as a long-con Edited December 30, 2016 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Here's the original post with the case laid out in nauseating detail (gifs included): https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2513992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Yeah sorry I really should have included that in my original post. Here's the quick version: https://youtu.be/8yy3q9f84EA Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'm not a huge Star Wars fan by any means but I have to say this is blowing my mind Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 I know Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514035 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 ... this sums it up perfectly Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Plum pls, not you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Tec I need this. We all do goddammit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Ok I buy that theory. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 No, I refuse to accept this is a reality. If so then Star Wars truly died the day they made episode 1 after the three original. Fuckin' useless character needs to just stay useless and die Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 jar jar binks is steinvord Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 jar jar binks is for real Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 I'm sorry Ms. Jackson On 1/1/2017 at 5:28 AM, yek said: jar jar binks is for real Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 On 1/1/2017 at 5:39 AM, auxien said: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson On 1/1/2017 at 5:28 AM, yek said: jar jar binks is for real lol! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/92318-darth-jar-jar/#findComment-2514246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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